Ace Broadcasting Days

This episode is from the ACE Broadcasting Days of the Big 3 Podcast. Click here for more information.

The guys sign papers, and Special Guest Dominic Monaghan comes by with pages from the new Lord of the Rings script.

Show Summary

The Big 3 return to put their signatures on The Big 3 Agreement. Later, Terrifying Tim drops by, though he’s still recovering from his incident in Mammoth. Perry lays down the law until his attorney shows up with his client Dominic Monaghan.

Everyone reads through pages from the new Lord of the Rings script, and discuss the making of Bean Town Heat. The show also includes some of your favorite segments, like $10 Shout Out, Mole Play, and Guy Talk.

After a group sing-a-long of Back in Black, Perry gives his 60-second promo, and wraps up the show with Perry’s Corner.

Be sure to check out Don Barris who performs every late night at the World Famous Comedy Store in West Hollywood. Mention Don’s name at the door and get in for FREE!

And don’t forget Windy City Heat!


Show Credits

Executive Producer: Donny Misraje
Producer: Don Barris
Associate Producer: Brian Meyer
Big 3 Production Manager: Mary Jane Green
Show Summary: Matt Fondiler
Web Engineering: Sandy Ganz

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Ace Broadcasting Days

This episode is from the ACE Broadcasting Days of the Big 3 Podcast. Click here for more information.

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58 Responses to “Contracts”

  1. avatar
    February 11, 2011 at 11:31 pm #

    This is the BIGGEST 3 ever!!!

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    Perry is garbage
    February 12, 2011 at 5:37 am #

    Fire Perry!

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      Perry F. Caravello
      February 15, 2011 at 6:57 am #

      Without Perry, That’s me…
      THERE IS NO SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Jodie Foster
    February 12, 2011 at 6:28 am #

    I think Perry needs an anger intervention. It could also use a good beating by a large group of gays and feminists. Probably a combination of a beating and an intervention would be best.

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      Perry F. Caravello
      February 15, 2011 at 6:59 am #

      Jodie, I don’t think you remember this. We first met back in 1980 at The Palm Springs Pavilion when they did a Big Punk Rock Concert there and some freak was there stawking you at the time…

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    Just Some Dude
    February 12, 2011 at 7:16 am #

    You can spray for hobbits,right?

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      Albert F Einstein
      February 12, 2011 at 9:00 am #

      No, but you can spray for podcast hosts with hobbit-sized hands. Get out of here, Dameshek! Go not do your show for another week.

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    Gambling Garry
    February 12, 2011 at 8:37 am #

    What’s the over/under on number of episodes until Parry violates the contract and is financially removed from the Big Three?

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  6. avatar
    February 12, 2011 at 8:47 am #

    Thank you.

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  7. avatar
    February 12, 2011 at 9:49 am #

    Probably the best episode yet!!!!!

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      Shotgun Ed
      February 13, 2011 at 5:36 pm #

      Probably? No. INDUBITABLY!!!

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    Willy D
    February 12, 2011 at 11:02 am #

    Great podcast, The Big Three are back with a bang!

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    February 12, 2011 at 12:16 pm #

    Classic episode!

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  10. avatar
    Candy Ralihan
    February 12, 2011 at 3:22 pm #

    The Big 3 podcast needs video!!! it would be nice to bring randy calihan in and make him appologize for raping perry on the show

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      Dan Boris
      February 12, 2011 at 3:51 pm #

      That’s $5 in the Perry Pot from you, Candy.

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    The Pope
    February 12, 2011 at 9:08 pm #

    They should create a religion around this episode it was so good. I want to be one of them.

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    February 12, 2011 at 11:40 pm #


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    February 13, 2011 at 12:19 am #

    If there were a Big 3 T-shirt I would buy one right fucking now.

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      Emmerson Biggins
      February 13, 2011 at 7:17 am #

      Dick, there is a nice line of Terrifying Tim T-shirts. I’m pretty sure I saw the president of Egypt wearing one on CNN.

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      Butt Steak
      February 16, 2011 at 9:38 pm #

      I would buy one too!!! Just don’t make the shirts a picture of Perry giving Randy a CallaHAND!

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    February 13, 2011 at 2:53 am #

    This is the greatest podcast known to man. I want to see video of this too.

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    Harry Ceword
    February 13, 2011 at 11:07 am #

    Bringing 2T into the mix was a stoke of genius. If Perry ever grows a brain and gets a clue, he’s gonna kill Don and Mole. Little does Perry know that the podcast is actually WCH2. Kimmel created a monster.

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    Frightening Fil
    February 13, 2011 at 11:24 am #

    It is amazing and original the way you guys talk about pop culture and your personal lives. It is completely unlike every other show out there.

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    jiggly wrigley
    February 13, 2011 at 12:28 pm #

    Perry can READ??!!???!!!!

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    Nick (Seattle)
    February 13, 2011 at 12:28 pm #

    Fantastic show! I can’t wait to catch the new Lord of the Rings: Still Ringin’. Thanks for the sneak peek. I hope Terrifying Tim gets the part!

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      February 13, 2011 at 3:32 pm #

      Ya EWW ah EW EW EWWWW!!

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    Hairy Sherry
    February 13, 2011 at 12:46 pm #

    I think Tim is really cute. Where can I get one of his t-shirts?

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    February 13, 2011 at 8:41 pm #

    Classic show! Is there a way for people to invest money in Beantown Heat? You don’t have to be in the biz to know that Terrifying Tim is a fucking stah!!

    If Perry wants to be involved in the movie, maybe he could be TT’s assistant.

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    February 13, 2011 at 10:13 pm #

    I prefer “The Big 3 Mark II”! Perry was less unprofessional than usual this week, though. A great appearance from Dom Monaghan, too! This podcast is my religion!

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    Unleashed Fury
    February 14, 2011 at 3:46 am #

    I wish I could be there to FUCKING ROCK OUT with the BIG 3!!!!!

    I’m back in black hit the sack gada lada glad to be back well I’m cut loose frada ooo wanna catta latta meow meow meow meow…

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  23. avatar
    February 14, 2011 at 8:49 am #

    Sticks and Stones can break my bones… Ooooo Oooo Oooo Oooo Oooooooo!

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    The President of Showbusiness (Esq.)
    February 14, 2011 at 9:17 am #

    I am most concerned that I have not yet been informed about Lord of the Rings 4: Keep Ringin’.

    For a trilogy to expand beyond 3 movies – the appropriate paperwork must be filed and approved by Hollywood. As I have not yet seen said paperwork, the live read on this podcast is now null and void.

    The President of Showbusiness

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  25. avatar
    Perry's Bloated Face
    February 14, 2011 at 12:34 pm #

    This was the best show the big three has done yet!! I am listening to it for the 4th time this morning.

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    Random Hater
    February 14, 2011 at 9:45 pm #

    How does Perry’s Corner keep on getting worse? Time to give Timmy’s Corner a shot.

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    The Anti-Pope
    February 14, 2011 at 10:45 pm #

    I see above that my Roman Competitor has given his divine support to creating a new religion around this truly inspirational B3 episode. This initially alarmed me but thank God Dave Damashek available.

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  28. avatar
    bert perkins
    February 15, 2011 at 7:23 am #

    omg i love the podcast!!!

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    February 15, 2011 at 9:09 am #

    The Big Three get better every week. Jimmy Matowski (sp) needs to make more appearances. I loved TT’s take on Back in Black. Meow, meow, meow meow meow. Moleplay is always hilarious. Thank you for the funniest show ever.

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    Anderson Pooper-Pusher
    February 15, 2011 at 11:41 am #

    This is the best episode yet.

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    John Ronald Reuel Tolkien
    February 15, 2011 at 1:46 pm #

    Mr. Parry Caravelli has sullied the name of my fantasy franchise.

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    February 15, 2011 at 1:56 pm #

    This is the best podcast on ace broadcasting, I would pay primo for the video of the episodes. Everybody does a great job.

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  33. avatar
    Unka Grizz .
    February 15, 2011 at 1:58 pm #

    Best Podcast to date ! Welcome back Perry and Mole ! GOOOOOOO BIG 3 !!

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  34. avatar
    February 15, 2011 at 10:15 pm #

    Sad news, I read online that Perry died today.

    RIP, Scary one.

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      February 16, 2011 at 7:59 am #

      Perry is not dead! Shame on you for posting this horrible gossip. Don Barris confirmed on twitter this is bullshit.

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  35. avatar
    alfred newman
    February 15, 2011 at 10:16 pm #

    if tim loves red china so much he should move their. USA rules

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    Sugurh we're goin down
    February 15, 2011 at 11:30 pm #


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  37. avatar
    February 16, 2011 at 5:46 pm #

    May be the best one yet. Some strange sort of genius going on with this one. Almost crashed my car laughing so hard though.

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    Robbie Dick
    February 16, 2011 at 10:20 pm #

    Best episode yet!

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    Nick (Seattle)
    February 17, 2011 at 12:19 pm #

    I’ve listed to this episode so many times. Can’t wait for the next show. Bi-weekly Big 3 episodes would kick ass!

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      February 21, 2011 at 5:17 pm #

      you mean “fortnightly”, right?

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    February 17, 2011 at 1:35 pm #

    Goodbye you fat, ugly, effeminate hobbit.

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  41. avatar
    February 17, 2011 at 3:23 pm #

    I’m just here to show some support for what might be the funniest thing out, The Big Three podcast. Thank you for the tears of laughter on public transport and thank the big 3 for holding together through thick and thin, these guys should be huge. Fingers crossed for a WCH2.

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    Well Known Publicist
    February 18, 2011 at 11:36 am #

    What is the correct spelling of Terrifying Tim’s last name?

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      skatemaster P
      February 18, 2011 at 1:02 pm #

      Terrifying Tim Perpedic

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  43. avatar
    February 20, 2011 at 6:36 am #

    Easily your best podcast yet. At the end when everyone did Back in Black – funny. Live reads for new LOTR – funny. Tim copying everything Perry does & trying to out do him – funny.
    I have heard them all and the last two or three have been really good.
    When Perry turns up with a positive attitude the whole thing is suddenly more light hearted, it’s not just Don growling at Perry and telling him to STFU.
    Perry has potential, he has some crazy stories but needs to do a little homework for Perry’s Corner. Having an actual topic and just a little material goes a long way.
    Don IS The Don, holding all the mayhem together, the voice of reason, his ‘callback’ is great – like when Perry licked someone’s spunk off that girls foot, Don didn’t put it down for the whole episode, really funny.
    My favorite is Mole. He acts like a total stoner but he is secretly really smart. Mole Play is brilliant, how he keeps it dynamic. He writes a few pages before the show & it really goes a long long way, Don commented on that too. The episode with all the different Super Bowl food – really funny. He had jokes about how old someone’s girlfriend was in another episode, they really cracked me up.
    Good podcast, Perry, bring a few lines along & it will be great my son.

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  44. avatar
    February 24, 2011 at 9:07 am #

    I’m getting really sick of Perry’s retarded Andrew Dice Clay and Sam Kinnison impersonations. Tell that fuckin’ idiot to copy somebody more current!!

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  45. avatar
    Michigan State Fan 12
    February 28, 2011 at 12:32 pm #

    I heard through the Daves of Thunder site that something was mentioned about why they were cancelled on the big 3. this being the first big 3 podcast i’ve heard, it makes me wonder what the hell the Ace network is doing. This isn’t funny whatsoever. It’s a bunch of unfunny hacks doing a bad bit for far too long. Bring back DOT please. These guys suck

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  46. avatar
    March 8, 2011 at 10:25 am #

    I can’t tell if this show is scripted or not, but is Don related to Kimmel somehow because there is something oddly similar between the two… Perry, Shut the fuck up! Big fan, love the show

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    April 30, 2012 at 6:55 pm #

    Each one of these podcasts are better then the last… i’m so pissed i’m JUST finding out about them now. I LOVED the movie 🙂

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