Believe In Dog

Believe In Dog
Ace Broadcasting Days

This episode is from the ACE Broadcasting Days of the Big 3 Podcast. Click here for more information.

Back in the studio for what could be the second-to-last episode, the guys talk about what’s next for them, what Perry would do with a microchip in his head, and how to move forward on Bean Town Heat.


Show Summary

At the top of show, Don announces that without a steady sponsor, this could be the second to last Big 3 Podcast ever and the guys discuss what they’ll do next if the show is cancelled.  Perry gives everyone an education as he helps straighten the guys out with an interesting talk about their misconceptions and answers questions about his religion. They also talk about last week’s episode, where Perry sipped tequila and threw up after the podcast finished recording.

Producer Brian enters with a gift from ACE Broadcasting, and the guys talk about which apps Perry would put in his head if he was given the chance. They also go through the $10 Shout Outs, which consist mostly of get well soon cards for Perry. Next up, the guys take a look at the latest Bean Town Heat poster, and Mole introduces a new show segment that involves jellybeans.

Perry talks a bit more about what it means to be a Jehovah’s Witness, and also talks about a potential upcoming comedy tour he’s planning. During this week’s Guy Talk, Don and Mole ask Perry which lucky ladies he’ll be meeting up with on the road. Moving into Mole Play, Mary Jane helps guest star in a special scene dedicated to the church, and during Perry’s Corner, he talks about his friend Ginger Lynn’s involvement with the Anthony Weiner scandal. Don thanks all the loyal fans for their support, and as the show wraps up, the guys talk to Perry about his homophobia.

If you’re in the Los Angeles area you should check out Don Barris who performs every late night at the World Famous Comedy Store in West Hollywood.  Every Monday @ 10:00 pm the club showcases Don and his weekly Ding-Dong Show, the longest running show in the history of the club, see the place where The Big 3 got their start!

Add the guys on Facebook, and don’t forget, get the cult classic film, Windy City Heat to really get a feel of what’s going on here!

 


Show Credits

Executive Producer: Donny Misraje
Producer: Don Barris
Associate Producer: Brian Meyer
Big 3 Production Manager: Mary Jane Green
Show Summary: Matt Fondiler
Web Engineering: Sandy Ganz


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42 Responses to “Believe In Dog”

  1. avatar
    Albert F Einstein
    June 25, 2011 at 12:28 am #

    I love the Big 3!!!

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      Albert F Einstein
      June 25, 2011 at 12:28 am #

      I’m drunk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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        Alcohol
        June 25, 2011 at 5:07 am #

        Your stomach is so comfortable.

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    Bihl Cosbi, CRNA
    June 25, 2011 at 12:52 am #

    Dear Big Three,

    I’m so bummed that The Big Three Podcast will probably be cancelled soon. The Big Three are the only thing that has put some sort of meaning into my life and helped me look forward to the next day. I have to mention that I am a huge fan of The Windy Heat due to its underlying thematic messages of moral virtue, family values, patriotism, and etc. within the film. I also think its pretty badass that the film is set in Toronto,ON aka Windy City, which is actually my hometown back when I was Danish. The grade-A acting of The Big Three in the film was just astonishing and inspiring amongst other things: especially Perri Francis Karamello’s portrayal as the sexually confused and somewhat emotionally-tortured sports PI, Stone Fury, who was the most refreshing and iconic character since Jonnee Strabbler in “Wylde 1”; also Don Barris’ and Mole’s roles as Big Lou and Brock were highly praised as characters who were outright despicable but at the same time, relatable and actually made viewers feel sorry for the two villains due to hints of mental abuse during their early lives. I’ll even go far as to say that The Windy Heat is my favorite movie of all time, not because of its high-quality acting or overall realism of the plot, but because it has saved my relationship, which was deteriorating before viewing the film; since my girlfriend and I had first viewed the film together, we had had much more sweet and lustful sex since then, so basically every time the film is playing we would have the most hardcore and filthy love-making session throughout the whole film and I have to thank The Big Three for it.

    The point I am trying to make is that I honestly do not want to see The Big Three disband. If this podcast is truly going to be cancelled, I say Don, Mole, and Perri must continue to stay afloat with something else, maybe another podcast without the help of ACE Broadcasting. Also, I honestly wouldn’t mind seeing another Simply Don-esqe video talk show where The Big Three would speak their minds on the web and also have guests on the show, which can maybe be played on Youtube or there could be an official Big Three website or something. I am also hoping that you guys will have some kind of reality show that could possibly be pitched to Comedy Central or maybe make another movie starring The Big Three.

    So all-in-all, I really hope this isn’t the end of The Big Three altogether and I have to say thank you. You guys are great Americans and an inspiration to this country and the legend must live on. And Perri, I really hope you are serious about your 2012 run for U.S. President; I have never voted in my life and you running would be the first and only time for me in which I’d feel that my vote would actually count.

    God Bless The Big Three

    -Bihl Cosbi, CRNA

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    Pedro
    June 25, 2011 at 1:20 am #

    Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig! Karmello!

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    I Don't Want Camp To End
    June 25, 2011 at 5:06 am #

    I feel like it’s the last day of camp and next week we will all have to go home and leave each other. We will promise to write, and visit each other but most won’t. I promise to stay in touch and I will write you. As soon as I get home I am dropping off my disposable camera. I am going o make a cut-out collage above my bed of all of you. We had some really awesome times!!!! Perry, I’ll never forget you falling the lake.

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      Randy
      June 26, 2011 at 4:20 am #

      Perry came into my bunk oe night.

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        Emmanuel Daskalos
        June 26, 2011 at 10:54 am #

        He told me i was the only camper he was sleeping with. 🙁 This is the 3rd molester who has cheated on me!

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    Dr. P
    June 25, 2011 at 10:12 am #

    This was the best Big 3 yet. I learned about Javahos, Perry’s gay grandfather, and Terrifying Tim’s contribution to humanity. I’m sorry I dissapointed Perry by not putting money in his get-well soon card, I didn’t know that was an Italian tradition.

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    Jimotht
    June 25, 2011 at 11:56 am #

    Best Moleplay ever. I might convert, big fan of snoop dogg. Jabaho 4 Life!

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    Unka Grizz .
    June 25, 2011 at 11:58 am #

    The BIG 3 CAN’T END !! Who will Save the BIG 3 ? This is the GREATEST Podcast EVER ! We need a miracle or two .

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    Lady Cracka
    June 25, 2011 at 12:33 pm #

    Big Three Podcast must continue. It’s the one thing that helps me get through my week, just to hear another podcast. I was shocked to hear that the podcast might be canceled. Just when I find a show that is actually good, it might end so soon.
    I would definately enjoy a YouTube channel of the Big Three to be honest, (just whipping up an idea.)

    Don, Mole, and Perry Karavello, you guys are my heroes; superman sucks. Windy City Heat has changed the way I view the world and I have to thank my boyfriend, who is a stripper, for introducing me to the movie. I’ve seen it over 20 times, and everytime I watch it, I find yet another moral meaning. It’s a magical movie that shows all that action-packed stuff a movie should have. Congrats to the Big Three..nd Perry.

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    Jimmy Crack Corn
    June 25, 2011 at 1:37 pm #

    To support the podcast, can I purchase a ringtone of Perry’s grandfather fellating Mr. Capone?

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      Yabels
      June 26, 2011 at 10:02 pm #

      Al Ca-boner!

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    Unleashed Fury
    June 25, 2011 at 4:18 pm #

    Maryjane steals the show. Very good Maryjane… very, very good.

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    Unleashed Fury
    June 25, 2011 at 4:24 pm #

    I’ve been waiting months for a t-shirt or a tour. I’m itching to give you my money. Why is Perry on top of it and Don is not?

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    Sam
    June 25, 2011 at 10:26 pm #

    if this show gets cancelled i’m going to kill myself, my life is in your hands ace broadcasting.

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      On The Edge
      June 26, 2011 at 11:02 am #

      i won’t just kill myself, i will take the guilty with me. you have more than 1 person’s life in your hands to worry about.

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    Perry's balls
    June 25, 2011 at 11:39 pm #

    If this show ends, we will finally shrivel up and die. The final nail in the coffin. We are so very weak. We stay hydrated only from the baby oil runoff and tears that master spills on us when he sits in the middle of his couch and tickles himself. We are battered and bruised and desperately need work done, but this will never happen because master is Java Ho. The great book of lighthouse says, “Be wary, young man, of the sorcery of medical science. Ye can only haveth neck surgery, but be sure to bathe in the cleansing waters under the supervision of your fellow man…nurse. Man nurse. Amen.”

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    koko
    June 26, 2011 at 6:56 am #

    MaryJane was absolutely amazing in Mole Play. best performance in Mole Play history !!! three explanation points

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    Mike
    June 26, 2011 at 7:42 am #

    Dan, Mole and Parry have done it again! I hope it’s not for the next-to-last time. I never realized what podcasts could truly be until I heard the Big 3. Some of the most innovative work in the broadcasting history. I mean that, and I’m gonna submit this review to “Variety!”

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    Alex
    June 26, 2011 at 11:08 am #

    If the Podcast ends I hope Bean Town Heat happens at least.

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    stnuntrnd
    June 26, 2011 at 12:37 pm #

    The JQAdams phone-ins are flawlessly funny.
    How do they pull it off? These guys are brilliant!

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    homer
    June 26, 2011 at 2:50 pm #

    mmmmm beeer

    BIG 3!!!!!

    watch out film vault…

    the big 3 will take your precious spot

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    General Custard
    June 27, 2011 at 12:42 am #

    I hope that this train wreck of a show finally ends so Don and Mole can go start the bigger and better Big 3 with Terrifying Tim being the third man.

    Terrifying Tim for life! Perry is a huge Randy Callahan sucking homo.

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    vin
    June 27, 2011 at 11:12 am #

    Big 3 sucks. Glad its going.

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    MikeVonZ
    June 27, 2011 at 1:56 pm #

    Cockmasters

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    A Concerned Fan
    June 27, 2011 at 8:03 pm #

    Dear Mr. Barris,

    Hello. I am just a regular fan of your Big Three Podcast. I’ve listened to every single Big Three podcast at least twice, sometimes three times. I’ve seen Windy City Heat three times.

    I live on Long Island, so I can’t come to the Ding Dong Show, but I still want to support the podcast. I’m seriously considering getting a Big Three Fun Pack, but I am concerned about what is and is not allowed for a Ten Dollar Shout-Out. If it can be a full twenty or thirty second message with maybe a short direct question, that would be amazing. But if it’s just Perry clumsily reading out my name, I’ve got to admit that I would be a bit disappointed. Perry has the reading skills of an autistic rhesus monkey.

    Since I don’t live near Los Angeles – I live on Long Island all the way on the other side of the continent, it’s not easy for me to support the show. I think it would be great if you sold t-shirts and hats off of the Ace Broadcasting website, assuming that Donny would allow you to. That Donny seems like he’s always trying to keep the Big Three Podcast down. And frankly, I am wondering if a certain Dave isn’t working to undermine the Big Three Podcast from behind the scenes.

    If I could help you get some sponsors or with some of my merchandizing ideas (beyond the obvious t-shirts and hats) then you should let me know and I may be able to be of assistance.

    Sincerely,

    A Concerned Fan

    P.S. Biiiiiiiiig Threeeeee!

    P.P.S. How come in Windy City Heat, in random scenes you (Don / Big Lou) would have toilet paper stuffed into your collar?

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    fart
    June 27, 2011 at 8:59 pm #

    I absolutely love this show. Perry Condomelo is a personal hero of mine.

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    Young
    June 27, 2011 at 9:50 pm #

    The best, funniest podcast ive ever heard. In tears nearly every episode

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  25. avatar
    The 400 Pound Big Three Fan
    June 28, 2011 at 11:09 pm #

    Hello Big Three,

    Congratulations on another amazing podcast episode. Mary Jane was excellent in Mole Play, putting Perry in his place. Even though Perry wanted to indulge in his fetish with her when she told him to lick the floor.

    I was wondering, for the Big Three Fun Pack, will the shirts be big enough to accommodate my prodigious girth? I heard Perry mention 3-X Large shirt sizes, but I need at least 5-X Large shirts or they just don’t hold up very well.

    With me wearing the Big Three Podcast shirt, you will have a rolling billboard going throughout the land advertising your podcast. (I use a mobility scooter. Walking is for losers.)

    Thanks again Big Three,

    The 400 Pound Big Three Fan

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      Ralph Ralphopherston XVI
      June 29, 2011 at 11:50 pm #

      If you can’t fit into a Big Three triple extra large shirt, then maybe you should consider that a sign that it’s time for you to lose some weight.

      Regards,

      Ralph Ralphopherston XVI

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    Ralph Ralphopherston XVI
    June 29, 2011 at 11:47 pm #

    Dear Don Barris,

    I’d like it if you could ask someone at the network to post the mailing information for Ten Dollar Shout-Outs on the Big Three Podcast website. This would enhance the podcast listening experience even more, by treating us to an influx of Ten Dollar Shout-Outs.

    I know of the absolute perfect company to sponsor your podcast! The Heart Attack Grill in Tempe, AZ & now Dallas, TX. They serve 8,000 calorie burgers and they’re free to people who weigh more than 350 pounds. Their owner, “Doctor” Jon Basso is a hilarious guy you can check out on YouTube. The restaurant has a medical theme and hot “nurses” serving up burgers.

    Regards,
    Ralph Ralphopherston XVI

    P.S. You can simply call me Ralph.

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      Hungry
      June 30, 2011 at 5:03 am #

      That place sounds awesome. And I reeeally, reeeally could go for a burger now. Hopefully they can branch out more. I don’t see a trip to AZ anytime soon, and Texas scares me.

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        Grady Enword
        June 30, 2011 at 7:24 am #

        A pussy that is afraid of Texas has no business attempting to eat an 8000 calorie burger. Randy Callahan could probably recommend something more appropriate. He knows what you’re HUNGRY for.

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          Ralph Ralphopherston XVI
          June 30, 2011 at 12:46 pm #

          Agreed.

          Regards,

          Ralph Ralphopherston XVI

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    Alex
    June 30, 2011 at 11:33 am #

    I just had a dream starring the Big 3. I was on the couch featured on the Podcast, Mole was somewhere in the background and I think Perry was there too. Don comes up to me holding a big box wrapped in a bow and he said something about me being a big fan and presented me this gift. I open it up and it contains dried out pieces of shit. Seriously. There’s a giant turd and a tiny turd in there. I am immediately repulsed and Don is laughing hysterically. Perry thinks that they’re just chocolate and take out a bite out of one and then starts retching.

    Very Pink Flamingos you must admit. And Perry is still a retard even in dreams.

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      Ralph Ralphopherston XVI
      June 30, 2011 at 12:49 pm #

      That’s classic Perry.

      But I know Perry is Fectose Intolerant, so if he did eat it, it would really make him have to take a large dump soon afterwards.

      Regards,

      Ralph Ralphopherston XVI

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      Sam
      June 30, 2011 at 2:29 pm #

      if you are having dreams about men you are probably gay.

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    Gaylord Focker
    July 1, 2011 at 1:53 pm #

    Mole is quite a character.

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    Smeghed
    July 1, 2011 at 5:37 pm #

    need to change ACEbroardcasting to onlyACEbroadcasting
    loved the Daves, love the Big3
    if only Larry Miller was funny

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    tshirt
    September 10, 2011 at 4:51 am #

    The very core of your writing while appearing agreeable in the beginning, did not really settle very well with me personally after some time. Somewhere throughout the sentences you were able to make me a believer but just for a very short while. I still have got a problem with your jumps in assumptions and one would do nicely to help fill in those gaps. When you actually can accomplish that, I would undoubtedly be impressed.

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