Metta World Perry

Metta World Perry

Before the show starts, as Perry enters the studio at a secret location somewhere in West Hollywood, CA, Mole accidentally touches his fanny pack and this upsets him. This leads to Perry winding up and elbowing Don right in the middle of his nose which seems to make him disappointed with the Scaremaster.

Show Summery

Join the interaction on the social networks with the The Big 3 by following them on “facebook” and on “twitter” … Oh, if you’re in the Los Angeles area you should check out Don Barris who performs every late night at the World Famous Comedy Store in West Hollywood … Every Monday night @ 10:00 pm the club showcases Don and his weekly Ding-Dong Show, the longest running show in the history of the club, see the show where The Big 3 got their start! … If you’ve been living on the moon and haven’t seen the cult-classic film, Windy City Heat check that out to get a real background of what’s going on here.

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Starring: Don Barris, Walter Molinski & Perry Caramello
Producer: Don Barris
Associate Producer: Mary Jane Green
Sound Engineer: Vince Freeman
Web Engineering: Jordan Miller

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141 Responses to “Metta World Perry”

  1. avatar
    Red.mac
    May 18, 2012 at 7:00 am #

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    Red.mac
    May 18, 2012 at 7:02 am #

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      Musgrave322
      May 18, 2012 at 4:57 pm #

      It was better if you didn’t leave the first comment because everyone gives you a lot of thumbs down. I’m just speaking the truth, no offense.

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    Vlad R
    May 18, 2012 at 7:07 am #

    Bring back the Expos!

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      Red.mac
      May 18, 2012 at 8:37 am #

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        Alarming Andrew
        May 18, 2012 at 8:43 am #

        Chill. Check out Don’s hat.

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        OC Maniac
        May 18, 2012 at 9:49 am #

        You’re one of the “special kids” aren’t you Redmac…

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          Red.mac
          May 18, 2012 at 10:23 am #

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            HaHa! Perry's a gay man!
            May 18, 2012 at 10:27 am #

            Could someone please IP ban Red.Mac? This is not about him getting to make the first comment. This is about the Big 3.

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            OC Maniac
            May 18, 2012 at 10:41 am #

            Temper, temper red fag…I just said you were “special.” Any friend of the big three, even red fags from Chicago, is a friend of mine!

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            Red.mac
            May 18, 2012 at 10:59 am #

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        OklaHOMO
        May 18, 2012 at 11:07 am #

        I’m gay – and even I know what the Expos mean (unless you were being a smart ass towards Vlad) — The Montreal Expos were an ex Major League Baseball team that are now the Washington Nationals.

        And on another note: I am HAPPY that there are pictures this week!

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          eddie torres
          May 18, 2012 at 1:13 pm #

          There’s some great ones in the gallery.

          Mole has lost a TON of weight over the last 6 months. I think that shirt he’s wearing is an old tent. Or maybe an Afghan condo. Good for Mole.

          Mary Jane’s dress looks fantastic.

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          simplydon
          May 18, 2012 at 2:52 pm #

          The pictures for the last couple of shows will be up this weekend.

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    Evil Cult Javahoist
    May 18, 2012 at 7:10 am #

    Perry finally admits to all the things he’s been in denial about in the last 20-30 seconds of that Rucka Rucka hit.

    Sheer genius.

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    Stu Pidasso
    May 18, 2012 at 7:11 am #

    THIS IS THE BEST SONG EVER!

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    MrDinosaur
    May 18, 2012 at 7:20 am #

    Good song and that main picture’s adorable.
    Everybody’s so proud of Perry.

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    Andrewpal
    May 18, 2012 at 7:25 am #

    GreAt song!
    Thanks for working so hard at the big three podcast!
    Am glad Pery and ruka put all the fighting aside and got in the studio together

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    simplydon
    May 18, 2012 at 9:58 am #

    the expos should have been in the world series 20 years ago but thanks to a strike it did not happen. only if somebody gave bud selig a handy callahan it would of happened.

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    Dustin Hedberg
    May 18, 2012 at 10:33 am #

    i asked perry on facebook to tell the story on his version how he met don and the gang and what his life was like before but no reply so far….and don did u like the expos because you lived in michigan? hated the tigers?

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      Ben Franklin's Front Window
      May 18, 2012 at 10:45 am #

      Tigers are American League,
      Expos were National,
      Not much conflict for Don.

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    petri
    May 18, 2012 at 11:38 am #

    my refresh button is getting tired like sandy gallagher after a powerful hand raping

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    eddie torres
    May 18, 2012 at 12:59 pm #

    Mary Jane said it has to go in a hole. Mouth or ass, otherwise it isn’t rape. Thank you.

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    Moises Alou
    May 18, 2012 at 1:32 pm #

    I was a beast in ’94.

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      Stu Pidasso
      May 18, 2012 at 3:20 pm #

      Do you still talk to Steve Bartman? How’s that guy doing?

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    Ivan Markota
    May 18, 2012 at 2:05 pm #

    Perry, you are a disgrace to the Van Mar Academy!

    Release the podcast already!!!!!

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    Dreamer
    May 18, 2012 at 2:12 pm #

    The Big 3 need to be in a big budget hollywood flick.

    Private dick Scary Caravello teams up with his long time enemies, Mole and Don, to fight a much bigger villain, played by Anthony Hopkins.

    *spoiler alert* Don ends up saving the gang, Morpheus matrix style, swinging into the building on a chopper.

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      Stone Fury
      May 18, 2012 at 3:24 pm #

      I feel that Carson Daly should play the Stone Fury role, with Perry Callahan as his sex slave henchman.

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    The Soundman
    May 18, 2012 at 2:50 pm #

    Hire me to do the sound and the editing. I’ll set it up once and do the editing from my command center.

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      The Soundman
      May 18, 2012 at 2:51 pm #

      I’ll balance the mic levels, create backups, and post the show within 8 hours of recording it.

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  16. avatar
    Stone Fury
    May 18, 2012 at 3:34 pm #

    http://www.stonefury.com/ is having a BLOW out sale this week on all anal beads and buttplugs. Friends of the Big Three all qualify for an additional 15% off!!!

    We are selling out of Scary Perry’s Male Masturbation Lotion, we only have 1 and 5 gallon jugs left, so hurry up and get your orders in.

    Also, all customers wishing to buy tickets to the Scary Perry After Party Orgy, which will be held immediately after the 20th anniversary celebration at Perry’s apartment at the Via La Paloma apartment complex, can buy them online starting May 20th.

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      OC Maniac
      May 18, 2012 at 4:08 pm #

      A: This is one of the best websites I have ever visited on the internet

      B: I know you must be making a killing so be careful when Mr. Caramello finds out you’ve been profiting from his name and likeness, because he’ll be sure to let his disbarred attorney know

      C: I know the jacket looks durable, but is it really cum proof?

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        Stone Fury
        May 18, 2012 at 5:22 pm #

        A. Why thank you so much.

        B. I have taken over the Stone Fury trademark and am in the process of selling the business to Perpedic Industries. Their lawyers are the best and still have their licenses. They can deal with it.

        C. The jacket can withstand enough man juice for Stone Fury to call it cum proof. Ew ew ew ew ew!

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    Mr. Adams
    May 18, 2012 at 4:31 pm #

    I am rather upset that Perry was allowed to set up and oversee the audio this week. A punishment is most certainly in order. Don, I take it that you will personally see to it that Perry will not be attending The Avengers with me this weekend.

    Toodles

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    Unleashed Fury
    May 18, 2012 at 4:36 pm #

    What about the retaliation?

    Perry: I’m Scary Perry Karavello
    Rucka: Yea?
    Perry: I come from Chi-town, so you know I’m a fine fellow
    Rucka: Oh, ok
    Perry: I’m Scary Perry Karavello
    Rucka: You already said that

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      Demetri
      May 18, 2012 at 5:59 pm #

      Perry: Dude, I’ve got a 10 incher…
      Rucka: That’s it?
      Don: What?
      Perry: …and that’s because I’m the good fellow
      Don: You went right to gay shit?

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    'What The Huck' delivery driver
    May 18, 2012 at 5:06 pm #

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      Bihl Cosbi, CRNA
      May 18, 2012 at 5:25 pm #

      yo is this nigga guy serious?

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    Jack
    May 18, 2012 at 5:12 pm #

    Can you guys fire your sound engineer?! how come you guys always have audio issues?!?! What the hell Vince?

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    'What The Huck' delivery driver
    May 18, 2012 at 5:23 pm #

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      Alex
      May 18, 2012 at 5:40 pm #

      I really wonder if this ‘What the Huck’ guy is trolling or is just convinced that his bit is funny? This is when we need a guy with a broom to sweep him off stage.

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        simplydon
        May 18, 2012 at 7:17 pm #

        or a big cane

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    Nathaniel's Cousin
    May 18, 2012 at 5:49 pm #

    I just hope the supposed “Stairmaster” can one day own up to all his wrongs in the past and makes amends with those he’s hurt. I heard he even faked being disabled in order to seduce Randy Callahan into blowing him by preying on his disabilities fetish.

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      Collin
      May 19, 2012 at 11:26 pm #

      Dude. Seriously, get it straight. Perry blew the guy and Randy just jerked him off.

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        Just blow me
        May 24, 2012 at 12:29 am #

        ^^^The TRUTH

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    Stone Fury
    May 18, 2012 at 5:59 pm #

    Pissin me off, pissin me off…
    I must have clicked refresh like 100 times already.

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      Alex
      May 18, 2012 at 6:04 pm #

      The best acting out there is real stuff. ’cause it’s all real shit and it’s not an act it’s all reality.

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        John B
        May 18, 2012 at 6:32 pm #

        You may be touching on something there.

        In a way, Windy City Heat is a breakthrough in entertainment. It melds reality tv with film.

        I smell a new genre!

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    Soggy Vegetable
    May 18, 2012 at 6:28 pm #

    Mary Jane looks good in blue.

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    Supe
    May 18, 2012 at 6:35 pm #

    Downvote me if you will, but Mary Jane’s “hullo” voice gets on my nerves.

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      whodatlady
      May 19, 2012 at 7:29 am #

      mary jane is a beautiful lady

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    Alex
    May 18, 2012 at 6:46 pm #

    Yeah the podcast, it’s coming, it’s coming… Yeah like an orgasm is coming!

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    Stu Pidasso
    May 18, 2012 at 7:59 pm #

    Just so I understand it again… It is just so confusing. Did RC’s Prick Paste shoot on Perry’s face or did he just shoot in his hands after he blew him? If it wasn’t swallowed, where did the dick snot go then? Was this covered in a podcast?

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      simplydon
      May 18, 2012 at 8:26 pm #

      this was covered in a dominic monaghan episode. The love gue dribbled on perrys hand.

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        Stu Pidasso
        May 18, 2012 at 9:39 pm #

        Thank you Don. I knew it was covered time and time again, I was just not clear on how it happened. I’m not very bright.

        So, Perry throated Randy, then as Randy nutted, Perry caught it in his hands.

        I think I got it.

        Thanks boss.

        Hey, thanks for working so had on correcting the error on the podcast.

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    simplydon
    May 18, 2012 at 8:20 pm #

    the podcast should be up any minute

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      Stone Fury
      May 18, 2012 at 8:24 pm #

      YIPEEEEE!

      Thanks Don! You’re the best!!!!

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      Jack
      May 18, 2012 at 9:11 pm #

      any minute meaning an hour from now?!?

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      Private Dick
      May 18, 2012 at 11:45 pm #

      How do we know this is the real simplydon, and not just Perry fucking with us!?

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        whodatlady
        May 19, 2012 at 5:44 am #

        how do we know im the real who dat lady or your the real private dick?

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    whodatlady
    May 18, 2012 at 8:31 pm #

    I cant wait to buy some shirts don, when can i get some?

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    Cary Perrivello
    May 18, 2012 at 8:52 pm #

    Almost ready Don? Thanks

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    Michigan Man
    May 18, 2012 at 8:53 pm #

    I am proud to hail from the homeland of one Don Barris, comedy giant.

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    Dick Gozinya
    May 18, 2012 at 10:26 pm #

    When I started out in the porn biz, I used to go gay for pay. I’d like to return to those days and give Perry a real nice thick rope of my nut sludge splatted all over his dumb face.

    Get this fuckin podcast online or I’ll be making a trip to the “Secret Location” with my cameras.

    I’m gonna check the oil in Perry’s tonsils with my beef baton. My buddy Demitri is gonna film it.

    Hurry the fuck up!

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    Dustin Hedberg
    May 18, 2012 at 10:33 pm #

    im from ohio…. ppl from ohio hate ppl from michigan…. prolly because they have medical weed and ohio doesnt

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    Dr. Crawford
    May 19, 2012 at 12:29 am #

    No boycott this week. While the mic being off was a significant failure, it could happen to anyone. Let’s instead show our support by unsubscribing from rival comedy podcasts. Thank you.

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    Private Dick
    May 19, 2012 at 12:40 am #

    After further investigation, it appears that Perry not only sabotaged the microphones, but also planted numerous HIV viruses into the mainframe.

    Godspeed podcast.

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    Joeweed
    May 19, 2012 at 5:34 am #

    Is Perry suing his family all the time again?

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    Joeweed
    May 19, 2012 at 5:37 am #

    By the way if even half of this board reviewed and rated on itunes (nevermind subscribe) this podcast would go up more than 10 places in the itunes rankings. I’m not a podcast nerd, but the bigger podcasts always ask their listeners to do it cuz it helps.

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      simplydon
      May 19, 2012 at 2:16 pm #

      I like the way that you think Joeweed, let’s EVERYONE help make the Big 3 Podcast popular.

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        Just blow me
        May 24, 2012 at 6:10 am #

        I’ve searched and still can’t find it on iTunes

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        Just blow me
        May 24, 2012 at 6:12 am #

        Never mind

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    whodatlady
    May 19, 2012 at 7:27 am #

    is this episode a tribute to ron artest but instead of giving elbows like metta world peace perry gives right hands.

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    whodatlady
    May 19, 2012 at 8:29 am #

    up and running BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGG THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    whodatlady
    May 19, 2012 at 8:33 am #

    its better to take an elbow from penny then to take a right hand, if you know what i mean

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    damien
    May 19, 2012 at 8:43 am #

    oh man mary jane is HOT!!!

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    whodatlady
    May 19, 2012 at 8:47 am #

    judging by the first ten minutes this is going to be a classic

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    Dustin Hedberg
    May 19, 2012 at 9:05 am #

    YOU SHOULD NEVER HIT YOUR FREINDS… are ppls just noticing that MJ is hot?

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    eddie torres
    May 19, 2012 at 9:40 am #

    No more “Weird Guy Talk,” please! I really don’t need to know how dry Parry was sucked.

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    Musgrave322
    May 19, 2012 at 9:52 am #

    I found out over the week that Perry killed Nathaniel Jackson by hitting the side of his head several times with a Scary Perry skateboard causing his brain to explode. He had a video tape of this murder as a commercial, but was never aired on YouTube and international TV.

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    Stone Fury
    May 19, 2012 at 9:58 am #

    Wait a minute, I never knew that Randy and Perry came at the same time!!!
    Does that mean that they were doing a 69?

    I finally thought I knew what happened, but I now suspect there may have been three separate sex acts in exchange for three SAG vouchers. It just seems like there are more details to this story every time Perry recalls it.

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    Alex
    May 19, 2012 at 11:11 am #

    *Starts listening* Holy shit, I can tell this is going to be good. Perry sounds like a little kid getting a shot from the doctor.

    “MOTHERFUCKER!”

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    Bihl Cosbi, CRNA
    May 19, 2012 at 11:16 am #

    i oughta beat the living shit out of Perriye for punching Don’s nose in the opening. what a little 5 yr old puss

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    Bihl Cosbi, CRNA
    May 19, 2012 at 11:24 am #

    does anybody else ever feel like taking a huge dump on Perriye’s face whenever he does that gay italian mafioso accent when he tries to act tough?

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      whodatlady
      May 19, 2012 at 11:48 am #

      he may be in to that, we call
      it the chitown steamer

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      Joeweed
      May 20, 2012 at 4:53 am #

      I love it! Aren’t these the reasons we love the show?

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    Ben Franklin's Front Window
    May 19, 2012 at 2:08 pm #

    Perry said, “There was no semen on my dick – that’s how he sucked me dry. There was nothing there!”

    However, as we all know, saliva isn’t distilled water, it doesn’t evaporate away to nothing – it leaves behind a film or flakes.
    This presents some important questions:

    – Did the flakes of Randy’s dried saliva cause Perry any itching or irritation later in the day?
    – How high was the mucus/phlegm content?
    – Were the flakes of Randy’s saliva/mucus/phlegm more yellow or white?
    – Did Randy’s mucus/phlegm/spittle/saliva flakes stay in the shaft/scrotal area or did they gradually migrate towards the taint? -or beyond?

    These questions need to be answered before the big anniversary! And only Perry (and her hairdresser) knows for sure.

    p.s. My cytopathologist friend wanted to add this:

    “Assuming the Callahan oral secretions trapped between the Carabello glans and the prepuce (head & foreskin) remained moist, what bacterial activity took place between the fellatory event and Perry’s weekly bath? Was candidiasis present? Did fermentation occur? Was it stinky?”

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      whodatlady
      May 19, 2012 at 2:24 pm #

      Very interesting but remember perry is a greaseball, weekly baths just create an oil slick. Unless its one of those gay bath houses in San Fransisco because we all know from a couple of shows ago that he googles where the gayest states/town are.

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      eddie torres
      May 19, 2012 at 5:19 pm #

      Parry, last episode: “I AM the Master of Disaster!”

      Parry, this episode: “I AM the Dick!”

      This is getting very scary.

      Although the world-famous Dr Lecter is not a cytopathologist, I emailed him for advice on scientifically subliminal associations buried inside mental disabilities. He said to look for future associations from Parry involving the words “Suck” and “Hand,” such as “I AM the Suck!” or “I AM the Hand!”

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    flopsweat
    May 19, 2012 at 2:53 pm #

    Whoa…

    https://profiles.google.com/101698844676649702026/

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      whodatlady
      May 19, 2012 at 3:31 pm #

      is this really him? i got goose bumps

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        whodatlady
        May 19, 2012 at 3:33 pm #

        Bragging rights
        Survived living and working in Hollywood, Ca for 30 years.

        that sounds that perry forced him self on him.

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          eddie torres
          May 19, 2012 at 5:29 pm #

          I dunno.

          As far as Randy’s concerned, maybe he meant: “survived swallowing all that jizz.”

          As far as Parry’s concerned, it has to go in a hole. Mouth or ass, otherwise Parry wasn’t raped.

          Thank you.

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        Demetri
        May 19, 2012 at 5:18 pm #

        That’s really his picture although the Facebook and Twitter links don’t go to his account. He has a bunch of pictures on his Facebook and he also makes some interesting posts. He had one where he talked about an episode of “Glee” that brought him to tears.

        http://www.facebook.com/randy.callahan3

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      eddie torres
      May 19, 2012 at 5:23 pm #

      Great work, flopsweat.

      Randy says his romantic status is: “In a domestic partnership.”

      Is that code for “sk8teboarder” ???

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        Alex
        May 19, 2012 at 5:26 pm #

        Anyone message him about Perry yet?

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          eddie torres
          May 19, 2012 at 5:35 pm #

          It might be best if the Big 3 “bosses upstairs” take care of massaging Randy. This guy Randy has lawsuit written all over him, and we don’t need his legal hot shots blowing loads all over our beloved podcast.

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            whodatlady
            May 19, 2012 at 6:07 pm #

            your right, but this is huge. we need to all be on the same page on this one.

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            Soggy Vegetable
            May 20, 2012 at 5:47 pm #

            Maybe you should “massage” him.

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        whodatlady
        May 19, 2012 at 6:08 pm #

        you think its possible that perry and randy are still together? WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      MrDinosaur
      May 20, 2012 at 7:55 am #

      Hmm, might be best to keep this one under our fedoras.
      May be a bit much for dear, sweet Perry to handle.

      That is a pretty, profoundly proud looking profile picture for an allegedly-convicted child rapist though.

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    Lady Cracka
    May 19, 2012 at 4:58 pm #

    Have perriye drink a 16 oz glass of human semen for his punishment

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      whodatlady
      May 19, 2012 at 5:46 pm #

      that would not be a punishment for penny

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    whodatlady
    May 19, 2012 at 5:48 pm #

    just saw the facebook profile Demetri it looks real, i think we need to get him to show up at the holiday special

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    the80ees
    May 19, 2012 at 9:24 pm #

    I’m the80ees on YouTube, and I did my part.

    What are you guys doing to get The Big 3 more coverage?

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    Ben Franklin's Front Window
    May 19, 2012 at 10:25 pm #

    If anyone hassles this guy, he”ll send a cease-and-desist that Don will HAVE TO follow – it could even kill the podcast.
    Keep Calm and Do Nothing. -please!

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    Nicole
    May 19, 2012 at 11:22 pm #

    I feel bad for Randy. He has one CONSENSUAL sexual encounter with a scummy grease-ball Italian and then for the next 20 years gets bad mouthed. Perry even admits that Randy gave a great BJ. And how is he thanked? By Perry claiming rape.

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      OC Maniac
      May 20, 2012 at 10:51 pm #

      Not only do I like your insightful comment, but I love it.

      May I add that Perry received several SAG vouchers AND routinely brags about Randy, “swallowing me down like a milkshake…” Perry says it like he finally conquered that poor man’s throat, ugh.

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    Joeweed
    May 20, 2012 at 4:43 am #

    Perry’s potential punishment of puffing pot with Mole is something I’d love to do… I wish we could still hear Perry smoke a bowl.

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      whodatlady
      May 20, 2012 at 7:48 am #

      I agree, i would rather smoke a bowl with mole then smoke a pole with parry

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    Richard Heene
    May 20, 2012 at 7:58 am #

    Since Neil Leeds quit on the podcast — AGAIN — is it now OK to say that not only is he unfunny, but also an asshole? I don’t care what his reason was for quitting this time. When he came back to the podcast he knew what the Big Three and their fans were all about. Now he has left Don without a sponsor for the June 25 show. I hope we never hear his name mentioned on the podcast again.

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      Chuck
      May 20, 2012 at 8:31 am #

      Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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      Unleashed Fury
      May 20, 2012 at 10:15 am #

      I beginning to think that maybe Neil has a touch of bi-polar disorder. I still like him.

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      Joeweed
      May 20, 2012 at 9:29 pm #

      I didn’t hear he quit the show? Where did you get that?

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        Richard Heene
        May 21, 2012 at 10:13 am #

        It’s been stated on the podcast as well as on Facebook that Neil dropped out.

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        Demetri
        May 21, 2012 at 6:01 pm #

        Neil left the show and supposedly started making threats to people associated with it and even fans who said negative things about him when he quit. Mary Jane was ripping on him after it happened but later deleted the posts. Perry still has one up where he says “I CAN’T STAND Neil Leeds!!!!!!!!!!!!!”.

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          JoeWeed
          May 22, 2012 at 8:20 pm #

          All right… I’m not a big facebook person. I remember when Perry was saying that Neil Leeds would call him stuttering in the middle of the night. I thought if Perry realizes Neil is a little out of touch, he must be fucked.

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    Lisa C. Jablonsky
    May 20, 2012 at 10:40 am #

    Fun show. Glad JQA played my message. I’m going to cry now since I’m so goddamn unattarctive Perry Caravello, King of the greaseball Italians, doesn’t want me. By “better women” than me, does he mean the ones he pays or the ones who prank call him and put it on YouTube?

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      Demetri
      May 20, 2012 at 11:57 am #

      You go to visit and he’s all over you, then once you turn him down all of a sudden it’s “She wasn’t attractive… not my type”. That’s classic Perry for you. He does the same type of thing to me. He acts nice, and then I turn on the podcast and he’s calling me gay slurs and saying that he’s going to bite my dick off.

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        Dick Gozinya
        May 23, 2012 at 5:52 am #

        I’m a waiter at The Rainbow. Perry’s had me over numerous times as well. The last time Perry had me over, I took a huge shit in his toilet basin as a prank. (An “upper-decker” if you will.) I wonder how many flushes it took to get rid of the poo water. How funny!!!

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          Alarming Andrew
          May 23, 2012 at 6:30 am #

          The “bow”?

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    Dr. Crawford
    May 20, 2012 at 1:05 pm #

    Be honest, Lisa. Was he wearing underwear, and how large was it?

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    Lisa C. Jablonsky
    May 20, 2012 at 1:41 pm #

    Miniscule. As small as a baby pigs curly tail.

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      Dr. Crawford
      May 20, 2012 at 4:26 pm #

      No offense, but the Scaremaster would have been massive if I was there.

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      Dick Gozinya
      May 23, 2012 at 5:54 am #

      Lisa, I’ve seen your Facebook photos. I’d just like to say that you’re beautiful.

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    matt
    May 20, 2012 at 1:44 pm #

    if these hunger games happen perry has to start training.

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      Dick Gozinya
      May 23, 2012 at 5:56 am #

      The only Hunger Game competition Perry would have an advantage in is COCK THROATING.

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    Soggy Vegetable
    May 20, 2012 at 5:55 pm #

    Perry really does have a child’s brain. I haven’t heard someone respond to a person threatening to kick their ass by saying they’ll go get their cousin since 4th grade.

    Also, Perry is like a cheesy 80’s movie sleazebag character. Answering his door naked. I didn’t know people actually did shit like that thinking it works (Especially when you have the body of Peter Griffin and the face of Ben Franklin).

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      whodatlady
      May 20, 2012 at 9:55 pm #

      I think Ben Franklin actually got laid unlike penny

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      eddie torres
      May 21, 2012 at 9:45 am #

      Parry is a lot like the under-developed aborted twin brother of Ron Jeremy. If his agent has any clout, they should put him in the new ‘Twins’ sequel as DeVito’s stunt double.

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        Alarming Andrew
        May 21, 2012 at 10:49 am #

        Tonight is your night, bro!

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    Nicole
    May 21, 2012 at 6:33 pm #

    You know what story I would love to hear on the podcast? How did Don and Mole find out about Perry and Randy? Did they find out right after the act? Was it years later? Was Perry bragging about it? Did Perry call Don up in tears? Were they playing truth or dare and someone asked ‘describe the best blow job you ever got?’

    I mean really Perry did not have to tell anyone about his “business arrangement” between him and Randy. But somehow Don and Mole found out all about it.

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      Dr. Crawford
      May 22, 2012 at 11:09 pm #

      That is weird. Perry almost never talks about Randy.

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        Dick Gozinya
        May 23, 2012 at 5:57 am #

        Who is Randy Callahan again?

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      Dr. Crawford
      May 24, 2012 at 10:15 pm #

      The joke’s on us. Perry became a movie star. All he had to do was blow a guy and tell the world.

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    Say wha?
    May 23, 2012 at 5:51 pm #

    How can netflix play windy city heat instantly? That would be a good way to spread the word.

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      Alarming Andrew
      May 24, 2012 at 8:05 am #

      Netflix needs to bulk up their Sports PI category.

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    eddie torres
    May 24, 2012 at 2:34 pm #

    Parry, if you’re reading this before recording the next podcast, don’t forget to freak out when Mole grabs your fanny pack. Remember, he’s trying to steal your fierce Javahosity.

    It’s always the best way to start the show.

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    Just blow me
    June 5, 2012 at 8:44 pm #

    Dear Kerry,I think that’s fucked up you have so much anger towards this guy Demitri cuz it seems like he tells the truth and sends alotta 10$ shouts.

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    simone
    May 13, 2013 at 12:36 pm #

    Behh io ho appena lasciato un commento sul mio Blog con link a questo post… anche per ringranziare pubblicamente i visitatori del blog… grazie ragazzi!

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