Don Returns Perry’s Call

Don Returns Perry’s Call

Perry’s manager, Nick ask Don to speak with Perry to let him know what is going on with the podcast and if The Big 3 will ever do one again, instead of a podcast this is that phone call. Perry explains why he behaved the way that he has and how very sorry that he was, but was it enough to save the podcast?

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Join the interaction on the social networks with the The Big 3 by following them on “facebook” and on “twitter” … Oh, if you’re in the Los Angeles area you should check out Don Barris who performs every late night at the World Famous Comedy Store in West Hollywood … Every Monday night @ 10:00 pm the club showcases Don and his weekly Ding-Dong Show, the longest running show in the history of the club, see the show where The Big 3 got their start! … If you’ve been living on the moon and haven’t seen the cult-classic film, Windy City Heat check that out to get a real background of what’s going on here.

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Starring: Don Barris, Walter Molinski & Perry Caramello
Producer: Don Barris
Associate Producer: Mary Jane Green
Asst. To The Editor: Mattt Potter
Sound Engineer: Vince Freeman
Web Engineering: Jordan Miller

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77 Responses to “Don Returns Perry’s Call”

  1. avatar
    Prince Vince
    September 21, 2012 at 7:16 am #

    Biiiiiiiiiiig 3!!!!!!

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    Alarming Andrew
    September 21, 2012 at 7:26 am #

    This may have been mentioned here before, but Big 3 fans need to listen to Dan’s appearance on the Steven Brody Stevens Festival of Friendship. He talks about WCH2 and the Perry Project, but he also has some great insight into show business. Great stuff.

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    Musgrave322
    September 21, 2012 at 7:47 am #

    I hope the podcast goes back on the air. We don’t wanna lose it due to Perry’s big f*ck up!!! BIIIIIIIG THREE!!!

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    Whoopi Silverstein
    September 21, 2012 at 8:01 am #

    Finally the big three way we’ve all been waiting for!

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    eddie torres
    September 21, 2012 at 9:03 am #

    I wonder if Parry’s doctor can get some meds for my Doberman. He thinks he’s the God of Javahos. Crazy nut a-hole pet. So unprofessional.

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  6. avatar
    Spooky Sammy
    September 21, 2012 at 9:05 am #

    Is Perri the most horrible person in the history of Earth? I say yes he is.
    That greasy cocksucker has caused more suffering and heartache than Hitler, Stalin, and Mussolini combined!
    I know of no person who has scammed the government since 1979, yet this gypsy fucker has done just that.
    He only knows how to lie, cheat, steal, and blow/jerk off dudes.
    I have meetings set up next week with Reseda’s District Attorney, Judge Lloyd George, and the manager at Villa la Paloma; my mission is to get Perry what he deserves: to spend the rest of his filthy stinking life in prison.
    Now if there’s one thing in this world that I cannot stand besides that gypsy child pornographer it is stealing, lying, and treating one’s best friends like shit. Fuck you Perry! I hate you!
    Big 3 fans are the best, and Don and Mole are nothing less than saints. As a parting gift to all, I will be filming that gypsy fuck’s criminal court appearance and his new life in prison.
    I am certain that Don and Mole will go on to become the biggest stars in Hollywood now that they have ridden themselves of this slimy piece of dogshit.
    Fuck you Scar Mister. You fat tub of faggot semen. May you be raped on an hourly basis. I hope that your miserable life will soon be spent behind bars.
    To Don, Mole, and Mary Jane, I wish you my best. And again FUCK YOU PERY KARRAVLLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    triton2toro
    September 21, 2012 at 9:14 am #

    One of the biggest problems with Perry is that he has no concept of money. He hasn’t worked for so long he has no idea what someone earns, and thus what is reasonable for him to earn. He thought it would cost a minimum of $100k to $1 million to edit the hours of tape Don had. Really? $1 million for one man to just listen and edit tapes? When he throws around numbers like that it makes sense he’d make outrageous claims for money- he simply has no concept of what someone earns. The other issue is he has a mentality of a 5 year old. He wants everything NOW NOW NOW. He is completely unable to see a few weeks into the future much less years down the line. This podcast if free advertising (not for Don, but for Perry) for their brand and Perry himself. You put in work for free now, for the chance at a big paycheck later. But dumbfuck Perry is unable to grasp that concept. Most successful people LOSE money before they are able to reap the financial rewards at the end. The amateur athlete who puts in thousands of hours of work to get the big contract at the end, the doctor who studies throughout his life, then PAYS for med school, the entrepreneur who doesn’t take a paycheck for years until his business turns a modest profit- all these people are able to do what Perry is incapable of- putting in work now for the chance at a big payoff in the end.

    The saddest part of it all, is who ends up the biggest loser in this situation? What chance does Perry have at all of having even the slightest bit of success as an actor? He’s done been “acting” for over 20 years and his only speaking part has been in a movie he didn’t even know he was in. His comedy “routine” is from the early 90′s and contains jokes that were hacky then. If this podcast is done, Perry is fucked. As much as I love the podcast, I’m almost ambivalent about the show being over because Perry’s such a complete asshole to both Don and The Big 3 fans, part of me wants Perry to get fucked. Oh well, it was a nice run while it lasted.

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      DavidBlunt
      September 23, 2012 at 11:30 pm #

      Couldn’t have said it better, triton2toro!

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    Yoko
    September 21, 2012 at 9:24 am #

    Please stop a blaming me for the Big 3 breaking up! All I want to do is sing and yelp my latest hit at Don Barris’s DING DONG Roc-tober Show on October 15th at The World Famous Comedy Store. AIYEYEYEYEYE Big 3!!!!!

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    Ira Tarded
    September 21, 2012 at 9:32 am #

    All that retarded asshole Perry had to say to Don was that he’d be cool and he wouldn’t quit. He couldn’t do that for some unknown reason. Cockbreath got confused and played tough when Don wouldn’t let him have his manager Nick answer for him. Don, as much as I love the podcast, you have every right to choose to never deal with this moron again. Perry, you are a jagoff first-class. Jerkoff.

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    OklaHOMO
    September 21, 2012 at 9:32 am #

    Perry brought up a good point… He does deserve some money because he is the one who week in and week out is the one that gets ridiculed/tricked and made fun of. That would take a toll on me – and I too would want money if that was my part in the show.

    Coming into that phone call, I thought for sure I would be 100% against Perry. I am not. I see his side — I still don’t agree with him and his actions, but I do see his side of the argument.

    With all of that said: I have all along seen Don’s side (Putting up all the risk and money for the show). As a fan, I just hope all of this can be settled.

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      jpmoneypants
      September 21, 2012 at 10:19 am #

      Yeah, you’re right, but Perry got 100k. 50k from windy city heat 50k from Jimmy on a BS lawsuit. The podcast is an avenue to get more opportunities for his talentless ass and some comeuppance for his BS. Think about it, if you had a friend that was in the hole for as much money as Perry is to Don, wouldn’t you want some retribution (opening song band)?
      Plus, Perrys anger is unwarranted. You can call me gay as much as you want, I’ll never scream at you and neither would most sane people. He reacts irrationally, which IS the comedy. This probably goes on all week with Perry in his regular life, not just the Podcast. Should anyone that sets Perry off pay him??

      Bottom line – Perrys finances come from the tax payers and BS lawsuits. His time is worth nothing. His talent is nothing. He equates himself with talented people who have a demand for their time. Without Don and Mole poking Perry, there is no interest in him. He takes great pride in being “famous”. He needs to weigh the positive of being “famous” with the negative of one hour of irritation. Money shouldn’t even enter the equation and every dollar he gets should be seen as a bonus.

      Don and Mole are HILARIOUS and if I lived in LA, I would work for the Podcast for fun.

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    John Winston Quarrymen
    September 21, 2012 at 10:23 am #

    Don please don’t give up! All we are saying is give The BIG 3 a Chance!! Perry I am all about Peace and Love but you really Chapman my hide. I think you need to seek professional HELP Perry, The BIG 3 need to COME TOGETHER and GET BACK to work! Perry FROM ME TO YOU don’t be the FOOL ON THE HILL! Perry you only have A HARD DAY’S NIGHT of work once a week for a couple of hours and you complain about having to drive 16 miles? It’s not like you have to drive down THE LONG AND WINDING ROAD! LET IT BE dude and don’t be such a DAY TRIPPER! Don Barris works EIGHT DAYS A WEEK and gave you a career! Perry us fans will HELP get The BIG 3 back together WE CAN WORK IT OUT but we need your HELP Perry, DON’T LET ME DOWN!

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    jpmoneypants
    September 21, 2012 at 10:25 am #

    Don -
    You have the infrastructure, hopefully it won’t go to waste and your fans can get some of the other shows that have been teased. I’d listen to a Simply Don podcast and so would many others. Don’t give up on SDTPN.

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    Nick (Seattle)
    September 21, 2012 at 10:32 am #

    Thanks for trying, Don. Fuck you, Perry.

    Hope you can get some of the other podcasts going! Your show has been the highlight of my Friday/Saturday for the past 2 years.

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    Collin
    September 21, 2012 at 11:23 am #

    Perry. You frustrate me.

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    Dustrin Hedberg
    September 21, 2012 at 11:41 am #

    i dont want to pick sides……..i just want the big 3 back

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    Big Dave
    September 21, 2012 at 12:20 pm #

    It’s really sad that Perry is content to spend his days collecting money from his fake disability scam instead of working to try and promote The Big 3 and get Windy City Heat 2 or Bean Town Heat rolling.

    I felt like things were going really well, especially with Perry’s new “Dirty Street Women” segment.

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      eddie torres
      September 21, 2012 at 8:53 pm #

      Parry is barely literate enough to read his own weak prep work for his pre-approved bits on the podcast, like 60 Seconds With Parry, or Parry’s Movie Korn-hole-er. I was looking forward to “Dirty Street Women” too but the guy can’t even complete a dogdamn sentence.

      He’s a freakin talent train wreck.

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  17. avatar
    Alex
    September 21, 2012 at 1:09 pm #

    Just a question to you guys:

    With everything we now know about Perry does this change how you look at WCH? Or does it change nothing?

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      eddie torres
      September 21, 2012 at 8:57 pm #

      Changes nothing.

      But, it actually expands the possibilities for WCH2.

      Mark my words: Don Barris is a freakin comedy genius and he’s got all kinds of super-duper-secret behind-the-scenes Machiavelli-shiznit going on.

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      Oliver Klosov
      September 21, 2012 at 11:37 pm #

      I really don’t think we’ve seen anything we haven’t seen already with Perry. The only thing that changed is Don has decided to no longer put up with it. I don’t think we’ve ever heard him apologize with any sincerity – ever. Any attempt at apologizing is empty and just going through the motions of what an apology should be. Even as the phone call ended, you could tell that he truly didn’t give a shit about anything Don was telling him unless it involved an open door for Perry.

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    Imbecile
    September 21, 2012 at 1:17 pm #

    Perry, Perry, Perry…

    How come he only shows pride when dealing with people who love him? Why didn’t Perry stand up to the mechanic who raped him? The very same one who re-deflowered his mother decades earlier. Because Don is a good friend, and the mechanic isn’t. Because Don respects Perry’s crotch, mouth and asshole, and the mechanic doesn’t.

    Hope you enjoyed your “three-way”, Perry. What I listened to today was 30 minutes of disappointment. Two friendships breaking away while Perry thinks of ways to turn the whole thing into group phone sex.

    Now that The Big Two (fuck off, Scary) have free time, they can start the audition process for Tim Perpedic look-a-likes. We want Beantown Heat! Tim loved Bruce Lee, and this could be a great companion piece Game of Death.

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    Imbecile
    September 21, 2012 at 1:20 pm #

    By the way, if Don and Mole ever decide to sell all those t-shirts online, I’m willing to buy some and Sharpie out Perry’s face so he doesn’t get royalties. We can all take photos of our shirts as proof.

    Fuck him.

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      Collin
      September 21, 2012 at 5:02 pm #

      Not sure if you should sharpie out his face when a crudely drawn penis would suffice.

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        eddie torres
        September 21, 2012 at 9:01 pm #

        You can also get that personally signed in the Reseda Denny’s men’s room.

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      Oliver Klosov
      September 21, 2012 at 11:41 pm #

      Yeah, I heard the part about the t-shirts that didn’t sell, and I don’t remember ever hearing about t-shirts for sale except that it was something that was going to happen.

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    Collin
    September 21, 2012 at 2:48 pm #

    Perry.
    What the fuck dude?
    Get your shit together.

    2T is #1!

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    Nathaniel's Cousin
    September 21, 2012 at 3:51 pm #

    I’m at a loss because I want this to continue and become a huge success, but there’s nothing that I as a person can do, and I hate seeing other people like Don, Mole and Mary Jane suffer for it. Perry has got the be the most selfish, stupid, moronic, greasy fat Italian cock-suck out there in the entire history of mankind. Hopefully if things don’t work out he ends up working the street corner sucking cock for crack again and we see him on the 11 o’clock news getting arrested for it. What a dumb fucking idiot he is. All he had to do was promise to be good. So frustrated because of this and the fact that he killed my cousin Nathaniel over 1 year ago.

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      Alex
      September 21, 2012 at 7:55 pm #

      That’s greasy fat Gypsy cock-suck.

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  22. avatar
    Big Fan
    September 21, 2012 at 7:17 pm #

    Hi Don

    As much as it pains me to say it…I think the podcast has run its course. I don’t think you should continue to waste time on Perry anymore and instead use your talent to focus on other projects such as the Ding Dong Show and a new podcast.

    I am a huge fan for about 7 years but I understand that everything runs its course.

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      Big Fan
      September 21, 2012 at 7:20 pm #

      I also meant to say, thank you for the laughs over the years and for the huge show at the Comedy Store! I was a $100 sponsor and don’t regret a single penny.

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    Stone Fury
    September 21, 2012 at 7:54 pm #

    Perry is not a human being, he’s a , he’s a fucking little bitch! he’s a child! He doesn’t know how to be a grownup… person!

    None of us get anything now, we’re all fired, ‘cuz a fucking prick… We were going to be known as the Big 3! A Big 3 my ass!

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      Musgrave322
      September 23, 2012 at 2:07 pm #

      A Big three my ass indeed………

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    Alex
    September 21, 2012 at 8:04 pm #

    One other thing:

    What was the name of the episode that opens with Don and Mole explaining to Perry that WCH made no money and Don and Mole are making no money from this and Mole is a contractor or something like that?

    I know it’s not The Liar.

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      eddie torres
      September 21, 2012 at 9:06 pm #

      It might be the one where Don mentions Mole’s agent Tony. But I’m not certain. February?

      I wish my memory hadn’t been fucked by Randy too.

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      Demetri
      September 22, 2012 at 2:49 am #

      Best of Mole Play (IV)

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    Scary Perry Sk8 Team Member
    September 21, 2012 at 8:18 pm #

    I’m really going to miss this podcast. I’m happy Don is going continue with other shows. Perry and Salvadore are doing that Italian Movie Project, that will never happen. The thing I’m most sad about I think were not going to see Mole again:( Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig 0:(:(:(

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    Scary Perry Sk8 Team Member
    September 21, 2012 at 8:45 pm #

    Can someone post what Don or Scary Perry says on facebook? I don’t have facebook. thanks

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      Demetri
      September 22, 2012 at 3:16 pm #

      I’d be glad to if there are any new developments, but so far, nothing.

      We did find out that Perry and his lawyer filed another lawsuit last week against a list of about 50 defendants, including Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Shriver, Eric Holder (US Attorney General), Timothy Geithner (US Secretary of the Treasury), Charles Schwab (One of the worlds largest stock brokerage firms), and “The United States of America”.

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  27. avatar
    Ben Franklin's Front Window
    September 22, 2012 at 12:15 am #

    If Nick Shadursky reads this:

    Wow! I read Demitri’s FB reposts here, & you are the unsung hero of the podcast!
    We fans are well aware of Don’s huge sacrifices to make this amazing material,
    – and {I hope} we all are very appreciative of Don’s hard work
    as well as his creative comedic genius.

    But you, N.Shadursky, have also done much for The Big 3,
    you are mentioned frequently, and, reading between lines, [which is what this thing is all about!]
    it is clear you do a lot to keep this trainwreck on the rails. (!?)

    Dealing with that monstrosity so often!
    Trying to understand him & cope with him!
    -Even living in the troll’s habitat!
    It’s amazing! (like some sort of D.Fossey/F.Serpico/R.Sorge nightmare!)
    You are the asbestos glove with which Don can handle Perry and render him at all functional.

    Without Nick,
    the great ape would’ve crashed & burned long ago,
    so there’d have been no show…

    As for this wonderful podcast:
    Even if the Blessed Thing ends this way, {please-no!}

    Mr. Shadursky,
    Thank-you for all you’ve done to make it happen.

    And Thanks to All of You involved in making the show.

    There may have been no rude financial gain,
    but, many centuries from now,
    when Students at Space-University are studying:

    ” Pivotal Early American Comedy 101: ”

    ” C.Chaplin;R.Pryor;TheBig3 ”

    -Your contributions will be known & your praises shall be sung!

    (except mole -they won’t be able to figure out who he was…)

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  28. avatar
    J. Keets
    September 22, 2012 at 6:47 am #

    It’s important to remember that Perry’s car accident left him with irreversible brain damage. I have somebody in my life who is the same way, and bottom line is, you cannot reason with them, just accept and take them as they are.
    Perry is who he is, and that’s why we love/hate him.

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    MR FISTER
    September 22, 2012 at 6:57 am #

    RIP BIG 3

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    James Fisher
    September 22, 2012 at 9:02 am #

    God, that last line was heartbreaking. Seriously, Don you made me cry…

    Like alot of us I got into the Big3 through the ACE days and have been hooked ever since. It was the best part of my week. Thank you Don, Mary Jane, Nick, and Mole.

    This project is important and will not be forgotten.

    ps. Man am I going to miss Mole, he needs to be on a kids show ala behind the scenes like Larry Sanders/Greg the bunny.

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      Bihl Cosbi, CRNA
      September 22, 2012 at 2:43 pm #

      this had to be the most dramatic BIG3 podcast ever

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    Randy Callahans Mother
    September 22, 2012 at 11:35 am #

    I’ve tried to keep quiet for the past few months, as my son has asked, but I can no longer be silenced on this issue! Haven’t you all seen FOR YEARS how Carammellowe lies and constantly tries to drag down others when caught? When he brags ON EVERY SHOW about what my son supposedly “did to him” because he “got in trouble”??!! We now can see the truth, behind the scenes, and it turns out that Don wasn’t doing bits about Perry, he was simply exposing him for what he really is- a low life, greasy, filthy, on-the-dole, taxpayer robbing, pile of filth who thinks nothing of stealing from people who do nothing but help him. I for one (and I’m sure Randy, for two) will be happy if that padcast never returns, at least with Carammellowe present. Either go find that delightful terrifying Timothy on Monster Island, or start up the Ding-Dong podcast and have Perrie on occasionally to ridicule him as his life continues its quick spiral to the bottom of the toilet bowl on Reseda Blvd!

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    Triton2Toro
    September 22, 2012 at 1:07 pm #

    After listening to this for a second time, it dawned on me what dealing with Perry must be like. Whenever Perry feels wronged (no matter how little evidence he has) he’ll hold onto that grudge regardless of any proof to the contrary. EVERY single time Perry gets caught doing something fucked up (you’ll hear this not on just this podcast, but past ones as well) his answer is always, “That was two weeks ago” or, “That was last month”, or ,”That was in 2011″. In his mind, any fuck up he commits should be forgotten because it happened in the past.
    Imagine having to deal with someone like that. Someone in one breath will tell you not to get mad at him for bullshit he pulled in the past, but in the next breath has no trouble bringing up the past about you regardless of the whether the accusation is accurate at all ( which we find is almost never).
    Perry’s other defense, is when he’s proven wrong, just to go with the, “I’m just fucking with you” excuse. The whole gas issue at the start, Perry is seriously trying to get $20 out of Don. When Don proves he doesn’t need $20 for gas, Perry then changes his tune. Now it’s a joke.
    How do you deal with someone unwilling to take any responsibility for his mistakes? Someone who continually destroys any momentum the show begins to build? Someone who will listen to anybody but the small group of people who have actually helped his career?
    I knew Perry’s delusions and dumbshit actions hurt the show, but I didn’t think it would end up killing the podcast.

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    Bihl Cosbi, CRNA
    September 22, 2012 at 2:41 pm #

    Fuck man I didn’t even know about that extra $50,000 Perriye got from that Kimmel lawsuit; i thought the case was thrown out or something. How the fuck could that italian prick lose a $100,000 and be broke all of a sudden? It’s like where does all his money go? Another problem with this prick is that he always wants the easy way out when it comes to finances; can’t this fuckin dickhead at least try to find a regular job and try to be a hardworker for once in his life? I would beat the living fuck out of Perriye if I could get my hands on him. Fuck you Perriye Karamelloe, you should’ve jumped a long time ago.

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    windy city heat 2
    September 22, 2012 at 5:32 pm #

    hey…you need to make me.

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    koko
    September 23, 2012 at 10:56 am #

    We all know that Perry is a lying, cheating, perverted low-life, but what I am only now discovering, thanks to the help of you people, is that Perry really doesn’t have a grasp on basic mathematics and the concept of money. Its like that scene in ‘Rain Man’ when the doctor asks Dustin Hoffman how much a new car costs and he says ‘About a hundred dollars.’ My heart goes out to Perry and I blame the school system that failed him and the people in his life who failed him. I’m looking at you Cookie. Perry thinks paying someone $500 for lyrics to a rap song is a fair deal! I cry for Caramello sometimes. I really do. I understand that it must be frustrating for Don to put up with Perry’s behavior, but just as Tom Cruise learned that his brother didn’t mean to upset him, for the show to go on, I think Don must accept Perry faults because Perry is incapable of change.

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    Demetri
    September 23, 2012 at 3:49 pm #

    Major announcement from Don on Facebook:

    Don Barris
    ATTENTION FANS of The BIG 3: Perry F. Caravello is in the hospital on suicide watch … I have spoken to Perry only one time in the past three weeks & someone has convinced him that his manager, Nick Shadursky and I are trying to kill him … Right now I think that he needs to hear words of support so he can come back to the podcast as soon as possible!

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      Demetri
      September 23, 2012 at 3:50 pm #

      Don Barris
      He has someone filling his head full of bullshit Ben, he doesn’t know where to turn and his financial problems are making him feel like he wants to end it all … I just wish the person that has been telling him that the people that are helping him in the Big 3 are taking advantage of him would just stop … Every time that he has for help, I’ve tried to be there for him. SO PLEASE PEOPLE, SEND WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT.

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      eddie torres
      September 23, 2012 at 8:18 pm #

      Definitely a scary moment for the Scare Master.

      Get well soon, Perry, and let’s get this show back on the road!!!

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    Alex
    September 24, 2012 at 11:42 am #

    Careful what you wish for?

    I don’t know what to think. It’s sad but on the other hand it’s easy to see it as a way for Perry to get back into Don’s good graces by being an attention whore.

    Not saying that Perry DESERVES TO DIE(!) or anything like that, but it’s difficult to feel sympathy given everything he’s done.

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      megadeth
      September 24, 2012 at 2:00 pm #

      What a Kara-mello-drama.

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    Funky Fannypack
    September 24, 2012 at 11:56 am #

    Make me famous and pay for my gas.

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    Gene Novak
    September 24, 2012 at 12:05 pm #

    My guess is without Don there to protect him, Perry will be regulated to doing donkey shows down in Mexico. One day, as he’s fellating one of the animals, it will nut in his mouth (like Randy) and Perry will choke to death on a huge load of donkey semen. During Perry’s final moments Peanut Butter will come down to earth and escort Perry to Javaho heaven where he’ll be free to blow as many casting agents as his heart desires. Maybe when Don goes to the funeral and see Perry all wrapped up in cotton candy (as is Javaho custom) he’ll be able to forgive him.

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    Demetri
    September 24, 2012 at 2:34 pm #

    So after about 120 posts of fans sending him their best wishes, Perry posts this shit:

    Perry F. Caravello
    If there is no money then there is no podcast. I give a shit about $10.00… I’m to be paid $1000.00 a week or no podcast.

    Perry F. Caravello
    PDF The Contract to http://www.scaryperry@knac.com when I get out of here I’ll let you know if I except it or not.

    Perry F. Caravello
    $10.00 a show is Bull Shit!!! J.R. from Dallas DEMANDED a paid raise and he got it!!! I’m doing the same thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      Scary Perry Sk8 Team Member
      September 24, 2012 at 5:15 pm #

      It’s just one of his mood swings he’ll be apologetic tomorrow. Thanks for the updates. I don’t have facebook so I depend on you. Thank you Demetri.

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      eddie torres
      September 24, 2012 at 9:15 pm #

      Parry, aka J.R. Big Stinkin Texass sk8board mogul.

      Like Megadeth said above, Jesus H. Javaho with the freakin Kara-mello-drama.

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    Lassie Maven
    September 24, 2012 at 4:14 pm #

    Imagine going up to your boss and demanding $1000.00 to your paycheck/ salary. Guess we’re all suckers and perri is the smart guy

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    Alex
    September 24, 2012 at 4:27 pm #

    So is Perry Facebooking from the nuthouse or what?

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    Cary Perrivello
    September 24, 2012 at 7:05 pm #

    Please keep sending posts to Perry’s facebook and twitter. Tell him how much we love and miss him and his on film and podcast form. He needs our power and love right now…Pour Perry is in a bad place, and we can help him get out of it. Big Three, and Windy City Heat Fans need to hit this cause hard.

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    Imbecile
    September 25, 2012 at 9:13 am #

    Perry and JR Ewing are practically the same guy.

    Between TV projects, they both take decades-long breaks.

    And of course, the infamous question: “Who shot Perry?”

    Answer: A gigolo’s seed.

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    jpmoneypants
    September 25, 2012 at 10:52 am #

    I hate to say this, but with Perry’s recent hospital visit, the show may need to take a break for a while and here’s why.

    We all know Perry is retarded (or something like that) but being that he is also a greasy hypocritical dirt bag we don’t mind that Don and Mole poke him for comedic purposes. Especially since it gives him a purpose in life, a delusion of talent which gives him pride, and has been the most financially lucrative thing he has ever done.

    But recently Perry has slipped too far into delusion. Its been more than two years after he came to Don crying for an opportunity. Back then, he was aware of his situation and was appreciative of others efforts and support. But he has gone all diva again, thinking he’s talented, thinking there huge market for his talent, and believing that Don and others are stealing from him and that he’s entitled to compensation for his “work”.

    This is going to be a hard, nearly impossible delusion to pull Perry out of. Last time, it took like 10 years and it never really went away. You can hear in the discussion and see on FB the same old talking points from Perry, “residuals”, “this is my job”, “1000 a show”, “no pay, no Podcast”. He simply doesn’t get it. He even says in the phone call, “my whole nutty theory in the back of my brain …..”.

    Guess what folks, getting Perry to change the thoughts in the back of his head is nearly impossible being that he’s RETARDED!!! There’s no amount of talking to him that can address these delusional thoughts. They have LITERALLY been telling him for 10 years, there was no residuals and he still brings it up.

    Perry has to come to these conclusions by himself because his “theories” are heavily ingrained in his psyche. We can’t talk him into reality. Hopefully, after a short layoff, he’ll realize he has nothing, this isn’t really a job (for him, not Don), and that the positive highly outweighs the negative.

    Lets hope people.

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    megadeth
    September 25, 2012 at 1:32 pm #

    At least Perry doesn’t have mood swings. One minute he’s threatening to kill himself, so he gets hospitalized. The next, he’s JR, demanding $1,000 a podcast. Strike, strike, strike! You know who never demanded one red cent from being on the podcast? The GREATEST man in the fuckin’ world, Terrifying Tim! Tim, where are you???????????????????
    Perry’s treating Don like the U.S. government and trying to rape him, both literally and figuratively. Javaho gypsies, dude. You just can’t trust ‘em.

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      megadeth
      September 25, 2012 at 1:36 pm #

      My uncle is friends with one of the bosses upstairs. He told me that Terrifying Tim paid $1,000 every time he was on the podcast. Hey Perry, what would Tim do? WWTD!

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    OC Maniac
    September 26, 2012 at 8:19 am #

    I miss my ol’ pal Don Barris…

    I just wanted to tell you that I really appreciate your hard work. This Perry situation has run its course and he’ll be a train wreck because he always has been.

    I remember when I first heard about WCH and thought, “this fucking guy (Perry) can’t be serious,” and of course, it was all true. He’s delusional and that’s what made the project incredible. Yet, dealing with “crazy” will take its toll on anyone and it seemed that in recent weeks, your patience was getting closer to a breaking point.

    Amazing fucking project Don. You are a class act among few cool dudes in show business (because there’s a lot of tools and PABs…(urban dictionary it).

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    I Feel Vibrations
    September 27, 2012 at 2:06 pm #

    Well, I’m sorry to see that the podcast is apparently over, but it had a great run. There were so many classic Big Three moments, and something this incredible just can’t last forever – just like how Daves of Thunder was cancelled.

    Don will move on and continue to build up his podcast empire, or close down the studio and just focus on his duties at Kimmel’s show and at the World Famous Comedy Store. He’ll be fine, continuing to earn $263,876 a year. (Estimate / wild guess.)

    Mole will go back to performing surgery full-time, or perhaps film the documentary “Finding Tim: The Search for an American Hero” in the Sea of Japan. There are also rumors that he could get his own daytime talk show, “Good Morning, with Sir Walter Molininski, M.D.”

    As for Perry, he can pick up a part-time gig at Denny’s to supplement his disability checks and score some free Grand Slams. Meanwhile, he can keep waiting for Hollywood to bestow upon him a lucrative career dispite his complete absense of any talent, personal skills, or work ethic.

    I regret that I won’t get to send in the other Ten Dollar Shout-Outs I wrote now that the show is apparently over. On the off chance that the podcast is still alive, I hope that this ordeal will cause Perry to realize that it really is the only interesting/positive thing going on for him. I can’t do any $10 shout-outs when every week seems like it’s going to be the last podcast, so by disrupting the podcast Perry is actually taking money out of his own pocket.

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    MR FISTER
    September 27, 2012 at 5:06 pm #

    I’ve been looking forward to listening to the whole series from the beginning again. guess here’s my chance…

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      Alex
      September 27, 2012 at 6:54 pm #

      Start with Gay Bullied and never look back.

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    Whoopi Silverstein
    September 28, 2012 at 4:37 am #

    This is going to be either the best or worst Friday of my life.

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    Enuff!
    September 28, 2012 at 7:22 am #

    Alright guys, enough screwing around! Enough! Stop! Get it together!!
    Now is the time to kick it into gear! Get this baby moving!

    Post a Perry-less celebration pod!
    Show him this well oiled machine doesn’t need him.
    Get Sol and Dom and Frankie and Yurgi together to talk about how much nicer things are. Don’t get negative or talk bad about Scary Fairy, just do it without him.

    Unveil the resurrected Terrifying Tim, fresh from Monster Island. Use his NFL money to really start advertising Beantown Heat.

    Enrage Perry with jealousy. Get his snake agent to actually speak to him again, talk him into doing the show.

    There are ways to kick start this again. Figure it out!

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    Dave
    September 30, 2012 at 10:23 pm #

    That’s weird. You would think treating Perry like shit on a weekly basis would be good for him and the show. I have no clue why Perry is so upset. Everyone loves being treated badly and picked on. As for Don getting mad at Perry for not attending his stupid show and accusing Perry of holding back the big 3. Really Don? You can dish it but when it comes your way you act like a total bitch. You’ve spent the last two years treating Perry like total shit and you actually expect him to do something for you. Just because you got Perry a part in a Comedy central flop over ten years ago doesn’t mean Perry owes you anything. I hope the Big 3 is done. I’m tired of hearing Don always threatening to end the show because of Perry. News Flash Don, Perry is the show. Not you Not Mole. You two only hold perry back. Please cancel the show so Perry can move on. I’m really a smart guy and the most obvious things don’t go over my head so I’m on to you guys, I really have a great sense of humor so I know what’s funny and what you’re doing IS NOT FUNNY. I also understand business and when Perry begs you to help him do anything in show business, he doesn’t have to ever follow through on anything he says Don, you’re just being mean to him. In the business that I deal with, management enjoys having people drop out of projects after money has been put in and Perry even though for two years has begged you for help he doesn’t need to do anything or keeps dates that he has promised to keep. Basically I’m really a smart guy that understands a lot of things and I want people to hear what I’m saying because I’m so smart and Perry doesn’t need to do anything you ask of him but you should still pay him the money that he deserves.

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