Liar, Liar … Pants On Fire

Liar, Liar … Pants On Fire

Trying to bring the Big 3 Project to another level, the last few weeks were huge for our future. Having a group of people working with us to create an iTunes project & becoming part of a new online web-series that will show our 20+ year history through audio & video. Then Perry had a break down and he checked himself into a hospital right in the middle of convincing these investors to get on board with us, but something didn’t quite mesh.

Show Summery

DON’T FORGET THAT MONDAY, OCTOBER 15th The Big 3 will be performing LIVE at THE DING-DONG ROC-TOBER FEST … 10:00 pm at The Comedy Store, West Hollywood, CA.
Join the interaction on the social networks with the The Big 3 by following them on “facebook” and on “twitter” … Oh, if you’re in the Los Angeles area you should check out Don Barris who performs every late night at the World Famous Comedy Store in West Hollywood … Every Monday night @ 10:00 pm the club showcases Don and his weekly Ding-Dong Show, the longest running show in the history of the club, see the show where The Big 3 got their start! … If you’ve been living on the moon and haven’t seen the cult-classic film, Windy City Heat check that out to get a real background of what’s going on here.

Show Gallery

Show Trailer

Starring: Don Barris, Walter Molinski & Perry Caramello
Producer: Don Barris
Associate Producer: Mary Jane Green
Asst. To The Editor: Mattt Potter
Sound Engineer: Vince Freeman
Web Engineering: Jordan Miller

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39 Responses to “Liar, Liar … Pants On Fire”

  1. avatar
    Ira Tarded
    October 12, 2012 at 2:47 am #

    Perry is an asshole. There’s no more to be said.


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      Whoopi Silverstein
      October 12, 2012 at 2:53 am #

      Except that he’s an HIV-riddled gay theiving gypsy.

      That, and… Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiig Three!!!!

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    October 12, 2012 at 4:32 am #

    Every fucking time I think I know the answer to “How low can a greasy Italian sink?” I am flabbergasted to find out how wrong I was.

    I love Don. I love Mole. I love Mary Jane. I even love Vince in the booth. But I seriously don’t know if I can listen to the big 3 anymore because Perry makes me vomit.

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    Rucka's Nucka
    October 12, 2012 at 4:45 am #

    Mole- you fucking rock!
    Don- you’re the fucking man!
    Perry- you fucked a man…

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    October 12, 2012 at 6:30 am #

    very nice pictures

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    October 12, 2012 at 8:02 am #

    Wow, just when you thought Perri couldn’t sink any lower…

    No wonder he has able to Facebook from the nuthouse.

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    October 12, 2012 at 8:40 am #

    Perry, you son of a bitch! You were fucking with everyone!

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    eddie torres
    October 12, 2012 at 8:41 am #

    Whose corpse did Parry rape for that suit?

    He looks like a gay root beer popsicle.

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    Spooky Sammy
    October 12, 2012 at 9:33 am #

    Hey Pherry you gypsy fuck!!!!
    How am I supposed to sell trash bag jackets and 99 cent fedoras if you stop wearing them?
    Sales of these items on have dropped sharply since the Scarf Master has started wearing shorts and suits instead of his trademark ensemble.
    Do yourself a favor and bring your suit back to the Salvation Army. Ask them for a spare garbage bag and poke some holes in it… then wear it!!!
    Your fans cannot recognize you anymore.

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    October 12, 2012 at 10:02 am #

    I can’t believe that Perry would lie to all of us and this podcast about him being at the hospital thinking he’s suicidal. This behavior is really unforgivable and he needs to suffer severe consequences!!!


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    Simply Dan
    October 12, 2012 at 10:44 am #

    Perry is not even a human being. He’s a fucking little bitch.

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    Nick (Seattle)
    October 12, 2012 at 1:04 pm #

    Perry isn’t to blame for all of this. You know what is? Space shuttles. This whole lying fiasco was triggered when Perry went to go see the space shuttle. This can’t possibly be a coincidence.

    But like Mole said in the last episode, I’m impressed. Perry made up some pretty convincing stories. If only he put his lying skills to better use, who knows, maybe he could do something like sue the government for millions of dollars.

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      October 12, 2012 at 1:33 pm #

      Maybe we need to let the authorities know about the potential for Percy to get involved with this scheme. I don’t know if anyone else knows about them, but there’s this group called “sovereign citizens” who think they can scam the government out of millions of dollars. The FBI classifies them as domestic terrorists:

      I haven’t found any information about them being connected to Javahos or disability schemes, but they’re certainly big-time scam artists, and we know that Parry is the biggest of them all.

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        Spooky Sammy
        October 12, 2012 at 3:08 pm #

        Pherry’s lawyer are suing the United States of America. Since you cannot sue yourself, maybe they are divulging the fact that they too are part of the sovereign citizen movement.

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          Sandy Gallagher
          October 12, 2012 at 3:32 pm #

          This is some seriously crazy bullshit

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          Big Don Hammers
          October 16, 2012 at 8:17 am #

          according to this lawsuit Perry Caramello is a “community activist”

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        eddie torres
        October 12, 2012 at 8:25 pm #

        I don’t see a big difference between a tax-exempt “church” that worships dogs and gangs of rural rednecks with pit bulls that pay no taxes.

        But I’m pretty damn sure those pit bulls hate Italians.

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    Jack Payback
    October 12, 2012 at 2:35 pm #


    Hey Don

    You’ve mentioned you had T-Shirts left over from the live show. Why don’t you put them on the website so fans who couldn’t get to the show can buy them?

    I live in Australia and I’d happily buy one and start promoting the Big Three down under!!!

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      October 13, 2012 at 12:04 am #

      I would buy one

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    Sandy Gallagher
    October 12, 2012 at 3:15 pm #

    So the whole thing was just a cleverly crafted ruse, a la The Usual Suspects, made up entirely by the king of fright night comedy?! Good show Perry. Good show indeed.

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      eddie torres
      October 12, 2012 at 8:45 pm #

      For a while, I thought Parry was Keyser Soze. Back in May, he said stuff like “I skulled your brain in a fucking fire! And, I burn you like a fucking crisp!” He definitley had Don and Mole fooled.

      But now I think he’s more like Danny DeVito’s character (Martini) in “One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest.” Short, fat, crazy, Italian, and stupid.

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    October 12, 2012 at 3:56 pm #

    Ernie Banks’s pants?

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    October 12, 2012 at 5:50 pm #

    So glad to see purry’s in it for the long hall. Good job Mr. Karavello

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    October 13, 2012 at 12:05 am #


    Perrey lies about everything except the one thing he should have lied about: having gay sex for SAG cards.

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      October 13, 2012 at 12:36 am #

      things Perry is proud of…

      1. Gay sex for SAG card
      2. Beating his wife
      3. Suing his family
      4. Being disabled
      5. Being a Javaho

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        October 13, 2012 at 2:22 pm #

        I forgot…

        6. Sleeping with prostitutes
        7. Ripping off prostitutes
        8. wearing a fanny pack
        9. stealing from friends

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          October 13, 2012 at 9:59 pm #

          One may argue that being a Javaho’s Witch is synonymous with stealing from friends. No birthday presents? cum on parry! You’re better than that!

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    October 13, 2012 at 2:34 am #

    Just a question to you guys.

    WCH is one of the funniest films ever made and it’s pretty much a given that all of us hard core fans have at one point or another given copies of WCH to friends and family to expose them to it’s glory. Whenever I hear how their reaction once they actually watch it’s almost always positive. But there’s that curiosity of how WCH came together and just who is Perry.

    Now that there’s a podcast you try to steer them over to it. But my question is this:

    With everything we know about Perry. Do you find yourself recommending the podcast but adding “If you had sympathy for Perry wait till you listen to blank episode!” know what I mean? Do you try to warn them a bit as to what kind of person Perry is or do you just tell them nothing and let them discover and fall down the rabbit hole?

    Just curious. Because when Nick’s call is played I got a little emotional, not teary-eyed but just sickened by Perry. Perry is literally the scum of the earth at this point. He’s scum that shares a lot of trivia and his personal life but he’s still scum. And at this point it’s difficult just to feel anyone for this person.

    Sorry for essay.


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    Whoopi Silverstein
    October 13, 2012 at 4:22 pm #

    Least surprising reveal of the show: Cookie loves the pianists

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    October 13, 2012 at 9:22 pm #

    New Animated Big Three Podcast: Perry’s Movie Time.


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      October 14, 2012 at 2:14 pm #

      This is really GREAT Glenn … Thanks for helping us out with ALL of your videos.

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      Sandy Gallagher
      October 15, 2012 at 10:12 am #

      Glenn, you are an absolute genius and I love all of the animated clips you’ve created!

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        October 20, 2012 at 5:05 pm #

        Thanks a lot Don and Sandy. Much appreciated.

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    October 15, 2012 at 2:26 am #

    Kerry Palamalau is truly a great American, and by American I mean a lying, Javaho piece of Italian dogshit. Well, he’s not really an American (he won’t salute the flag and sues the government) nor is he great. I messed up with my opening statement.
    I think a great new segment would be called “Lie Detector”. In the segment, Don would hook Kerry up to a lie detector and then he and Mole would ask him questions. For every time Kerry lies or makes an autistic boy cry, Randy Callahan fucks him in the ass. After all, that IS what happens when Perry gets in trouble.
    Lastly, what kind of religion encourages its members to: promote child pornography, lie regularly, choke/beat your spouse, jerk dudes off, solicit then not pay prostitutes, be a shitty father, scam the government, sue the government, murder people, make autistic people cry, make light of suicide, smoke crack cocaine, rip off Sam Kinison, give Italians a worse name than Jersey Shore, pretend they can skateboard? Well, the answer is the Javahos. I always slam my door in their face when they come by for their religious trick or treating. If I heard them out, they would probably cover all that. Next time…

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      October 15, 2012 at 3:08 pm #

      Two things:

      He’s piece of Gypsy dogshit. Not Eyetalian.

      A Lie Detector can easily be defeated by puckering your asshole (look it up, that’s true) and Perry has the utmost of experience with that and thus would render a lie detector worthless.

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        Spooky Sammy
        October 15, 2012 at 8:34 pm #

        Exactly!!! His blood line comes from Transylvania. His family merely squatted on Italian land, traveling from village to village spreading lies, disease and foul language.

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    October 16, 2012 at 1:42 am #

    An interesting point about this whole ordeal is that Kerry did a pretty good job selling the fact that he was in the looney bin. Who know that gypsy-blooded Javaho-bag had those kind of acting chops. He sure didn’t when he was reading lines in Windy City Heat.

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      eddie torres
      October 16, 2012 at 10:36 am #

      I hope they write a psych ward scene into WCH II.

      I’m seeing Danny DeVito and Robin Williams as Parry’s co-patients. They could play red syringe / blue syringe with some Thorazine.

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    Alarming Andrew
    October 17, 2012 at 12:19 pm #

    Great stuff from Rocktoberfest.

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