The Javahoes Want YOU!

The Javahoes Want YOU!

The guys celebrate Perry’s 49th birthday and the Scaremaster uses the day trying to recruit Don & Mole telling them he can save the both of them by joining his Jehovah Witness’ club. Perry sneaks into the Design Center to see a S.A.G. movie preview of the latest Bond film and later gives his review of the picture.

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Starring: Don Barris, Walter Molinski, Perry Caramello
Producer: Don Barris
Associate Producer: Mary Jane Green
Asst. To The Editor: Mattt Potter
Sound Engineer: Vince Freeman
Web Engineering: Jordan Miller

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40 Responses to “The Javahoes Want YOU!”

  1. avatar
    Ed
    November 23, 2012 at 8:26 am #

    biiiiig threeeeeee

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  2. avatar
    Gozer
    November 23, 2012 at 8:43 am #

    ay! make video podcasts.

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    Alarming Andrew
    November 23, 2012 at 9:05 am #

    More Bond films:
    - Licence to Kill Boners
    - Moonraper
    - The Skateboarder Who Loved Me
    - For Randy’s Eyes Only
    - Zeropussy
    - The Man with the Golden Fannypack
    - From Randy with Love
    - Casino Roy, Al

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    • avatar
      Whoopi Silverstein
      November 23, 2012 at 12:20 pm #

      SAG Cards Are Forever

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        Musgrave322
        November 23, 2012 at 7:05 pm #

        That is, until Perry is married to Randy Callahan.

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      Whoopi Silverstein
      November 23, 2012 at 12:26 pm #

      On His Javahoe’s Secret Service

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      Imbecile
      November 23, 2012 at 12:26 pm #

      - Dr. No Cannolis on My Couch
      - From Randy with Love
      - Old, Fingered
      - Under Balls
      - You Only Live Once (Nathaniel, Eric and Terrifying Tim)
      - On His Knees Secretly Servicing
      - Disability Checks Are Forever
      - Live and Let Scam
      - The Man with the Golden Closet
      - The P.I. Who Loved Meat
      - Goon Faker
      - For Cookie’s New Eyes Only
      - Cock, No Pussy
      - A View to Callahan
      - The Living Gay Whites
      - License to Kill Sperm
      - Gold Don’s Eyes
      - The Story Never Dies
      - The Settlement Is Not Enough
      - Bi Another Gay
      - Bad Scene, Oh I Shall
      - Quarter of Sales
      - Guyballs

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        Alarming Andrew
        November 23, 2012 at 2:19 pm #

        From 7722 Reseda Blvd With Love

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      Whoopi Silverstein
      November 23, 2012 at 12:26 pm #

      You Only Like Guys

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  4. avatar
    big 4
    November 23, 2012 at 9:22 am #

    I FUCKING HATE YOU PERRY.

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    Whoopi Silverstein
    November 23, 2012 at 9:39 am #

    It sounded like Perry said he never turns down rich FOODs, but I think we all know what he meant. With the exception of JQA, of course.

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    jp
    November 23, 2012 at 9:47 am #

    Justin bieber broke up with selena gomez so Justin and perry can blow each other. perry loves Justin bieber

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    KindaGamey
    November 23, 2012 at 10:21 am #

    I can’t believe the Chair Blaster actually tries to talk to Mr. Adams! Ha ha. I mean, everyone knows Mr. Adams is tone deaf to high register squeaky gypsy voices.

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    Musgrave322
    November 23, 2012 at 12:19 pm #

    The Javahoes only want more dogs to pray to. Especially when Perry “Gypsy-Man” Karamellow stole Mr. Giant Dog from Mole.

    MOLE TAKE THE FANNY PACK!!!

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    Whoopi Silverstein
    November 23, 2012 at 12:20 pm #

    Had to actually look it up to believe RuPaul, Perry and Rock Hudson were born the same day

    Also on 11/17:
    1947: SAG implements anti-communist oath – I guess it’s not technically communism if you’re leeching off a capitalist system
    1973: Nixon said “I am not a crook” – Obviously a great day for liars
    2012: 50 innocent children killed in train accident – Even though they don’t celebrate, I guess Javahoe birthday wishes come true

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    Professor Calculus
    November 23, 2012 at 1:00 pm #

    If Perry said he gave $2,500 when he only meant $25, by that mathematical relation I’ve determined he’s actually blown 100 casting directors not just the 1.

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      Julio
      November 30, 2012 at 7:59 am #

      Actually he said 25,000 last podcast.

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    Musgrave322
    November 23, 2012 at 2:56 pm #

    GRAHHH, I’M SO BORED!!!! When will The Bosses Upstairs cancel Perry’s Movie Time?

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    Pic tures
    November 23, 2012 at 3:12 pm #

    Where’s executive producer Mary Jane’s pictorial record os this podcasting event? I seem to recall last week’s podcasting extravanganza as well. I know she is completely professional and works hard, but whats the deal?

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    BIRD33
    November 23, 2012 at 5:28 pm #

    Perry Killed Mr. Giant dog!!!

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      eddie torres
      November 25, 2012 at 3:41 pm #

      …and then Parry turned Mr Giant Dog’s skin into his brand new “$300 leather jacket.” He even called Don’s cell phone using his “I Am The Master” voice to taunt Don, and Parry wears the jacket in the studio at the secret recording location in West Hollywood to rub it under Mole’s nose.

      PARRY, YOU SICK TWISTED BASTARD!!!

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      Musgrave322
      November 27, 2012 at 7:52 pm #

      How could Perry Karamellow kill Mr. Giant Dog? The Javahoes don’t kill dogs, they pray to them.

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  14. avatar
    The Blue Bat
    November 23, 2012 at 5:45 pm #

    http://perry-pedia.wikia.com/wiki/Perry-Pedia Hugh A. Craig III bio is up! Help Perry-Pedia continue to grow until it cums in Randy Callahan’s mouth!

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      Alarming Andrew
      November 25, 2012 at 6:44 pm #

      Hugh A. Cregg III

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    Nicole
    November 23, 2012 at 7:18 pm #

    So when Perry say he gave $2500 to Red Cross he actually meant $25.00.

    So when he says his hat is a $100 he means $1.00 and his $300 jacket is really a $3.00 jacket. Seems about right.

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    Bowers, Coast, Fischer
    November 23, 2012 at 11:09 pm #

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      Imbecile
      November 24, 2012 at 10:24 am #

      The Dalmation of Adam

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      Spooky Sammy
      November 25, 2012 at 7:53 pm #

      Everyone be sure to call Perry to reserve your seat.
      First 1000 fans get in free.

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    megadeth
    November 25, 2012 at 1:07 am #

    The other day I went to Denny’s to work off a hangover. As I was eating my Moon Over My Hammy, my stomach really started a-rumbling. I rushed into the bathroom and guess who I saw? I saw Hairy Perry down on his knees deep in Javaho gypsy prayer. He was in a bathroom stall bowing down to what appeared to be a hole in the side of the stall separator. I heard loud moaning and sucking noises and shrugged, saying, “Hmmm, interesting Javaho prayer technique.”

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    Simply Dan
    November 25, 2012 at 1:18 am #

    Is there a part 2 to this show? It cut off after Perry lied about the money.

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      Nigel
      November 25, 2012 at 9:23 am #

      It’s a full episode. Try downloading it again.

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  19. avatar
    Red.mac
    November 25, 2012 at 10:56 am #

    http://www.whosdatedwho.com/tpx_5986106/terry-anfuso/

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    megadeth
    November 25, 2012 at 2:22 pm #

    Perry dated Ms. Senior Orange County?!? Imagine if they teamed up to sing Back In Black?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkuZ8J_bP2A

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      Spooky Sammy
      November 26, 2012 at 11:34 am #

      I am amazed at this video. She is as bad as Perry! Who in their right mind puts their home phone and fax numbers at the end of a music video?
      Now any person can call her up to get first hand details about her relationship with Perry.
      Even the one comment in youtube has an idiot putting up their home phone numbers!!!
      Maybe she posts her social security number in her other videos?
      Lastly, the clip was filmed 5 years ago at an event for 65+ year old widows. That means that she is no younger than 70. What kind of sick fuck tries to hook it up with a 70 year old bird? Does Perry have an Oedipus Complex? Wait a minute, I’ll call Terry Anfuso and find out!!

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        megadeth
        November 26, 2012 at 4:28 pm #

        BREAKING NEWS!!!!!! I just heard that the bosses upstairs have changed the name from Perry’s Sexcapades with whores of the valley and Orange County to Perry’s Sexcapades with senior citizens of the valley and Orange County. Perry likes them underage or over 65. Happy medium, Repairmaster.

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      Nicole
      November 26, 2012 at 7:15 pm #

      http://www.scaryperryproductions.com/gallery2/content/Terry%20Anfuso%20and%20daughter%20Jaime/11030012.jpg

      I am amazed this video is actually Terry Anfuso. I must say she looks better than I thought she would.

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    Nicole
    November 26, 2012 at 8:01 pm #

    http://www.scaryperryproductions.com/gallery2/content/perry/01.jpg

    I don’t understand Perry’s shorts in this picture.

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      Collin
      November 26, 2012 at 9:15 pm #

      It’s a gay thing.

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      Spooky Sammy
      November 27, 2012 at 12:59 am #

      Be very careful about viewing the Scarf Master’s photos!

      He may have accidentally mixed in some child pornography, being the stupid fucking gypsy moron that he is.

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  22. avatar
    mewmewmint
    December 7, 2012 at 8:24 pm #

    What? The scroogiest M.F. in the world didn’t give 2500 dollars to charity? The same guy who uses his religion as an excuse not to buy anybody anything ever while fucking hookers? The same guy who shits himself over 10 dollars? I’m sooooo shocked. Seriously, I’d be BLOWN away if he even gave the $25.

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