Perry’s Bright New Smile

Perry’s Bright New Smile

Perry is ALL smiles after his recent dentists visit where he had his teeth whitened but got the guys to wondering how he has money for that but complains about never having any money. Don and Mole try to find out which member of Perry’s family gives the BEST blow-job and Perry only quits the show three times on today’s show … REALLY UN-PROFESSIONAL.

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Starring: Don Barris, Walter Molinski, Perry Caramello
Producer: Don Barris
Associate Producer: Mary Jane Green
Asst. To The Editor: Mattt Potter
Sound Engineer: Vince Freeman
Web Engineering: Jordan Miller

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50 Responses to “Perry’s Bright New Smile”

  1. avatar
    Red.mac
    December 7, 2012 at 5:55 am #

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      Red.mac
      December 7, 2012 at 10:01 am #

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    Nicole
    December 7, 2012 at 6:04 am #

    WTF?!?! I haven’t even listened to the episode and I’m already pissed off because Perry is spending cash getting his teeth whitened.

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    Tim-D
    December 7, 2012 at 7:16 am #

    Perry is exactly what is wrong with this country. I am glad they give him shit and smack him around.

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      Musgrave322
      December 7, 2012 at 11:18 am #

      All corporations including Dover International Speedway look up to Perry Karamellow as a hero and looks at all of us as rotten, good for nothing scumbags. Perry needs to be covered in human feces for Christmas!!!

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    Prince Vince
    December 7, 2012 at 7:24 am #

    Dear Fans,

    I know some of you have reservations about Perry, but if you are
    feeling charitable, please consider giving to the first annual:

    The Scary Perry 100lb Holiday Pasta Pledge Drive!

    http://perrypastapledge.chipin.com/100lb-pasta-pledge

    Thanks.

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      Musgrave322
      December 7, 2012 at 11:15 am #

      Does that mean we send Pasta over to the Gypsy-Man Karamellow Dining Industries at 7722 Receda BLVD?

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        Prince Vince
        December 7, 2012 at 12:05 pm #

        I have a bulk wholesaler who will deliver the 100 pounds directly to Apt 102, ensuring Perry wont die of starvation next year. But its more so he cant cry to Don about lack of food and so theres more reason to have an even larger Spaghetti Sleepover in 2013. So donate early and often.

        Thanks.

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          Musgrave322
          December 7, 2012 at 1:50 pm #

          Don’t forget to donate any My Little Pony Merchandise to his house so he has something to play with.

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            Agent Smith
            December 7, 2012 at 2:32 pm #

            I really wish you all would chill with the “Brony” nonsense. Perry is not your personal Chris-Chan, not to mention that MLP jokes are so last year. Kids these days.

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            Musgrave322
            December 10, 2012 at 12:27 pm #

            I will stop talking about Ponies until Perry admits that he loves them on the podcast, how about that?

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            Prince Vince
            December 11, 2012 at 7:00 am #

            No fighting between fans please. Lets keep this about the Pledge Drive.

            Please donate today.

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      Gene Novak
      December 9, 2012 at 6:02 am #

      I think Perry would appreciate 100 pounds of candy corn far more

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  5. avatar
    KindaGamey
    December 7, 2012 at 7:28 am #

    63.2MB? Are the podcasts normally this big?

    I hope you don’t blow your server out like the way Pierry blew out his greasy deep-fried o-ring into prolapse and had to have it surgically reinforced with baboon lips. Praise dog, everyone. Happy Friday.

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    Imbecile
    December 7, 2012 at 8:21 am #

    So that Lucy chick tit-punched Perry and he bit her like a rabid Javaho God? Then, in his words, “never saw her again”. Does this sound like a man who wants to be with women?

    The Stratocaster’s relatives must be really stupid if they can’t tell it’s Perry snooping around and not Stone. I guess it is hard to tell since both Perry/Stone wear the Perpedic tribute gear and prefer muscular partners with D-cup pecs. Still, use your heads, Caramellos!

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    big 4
    December 7, 2012 at 9:02 am #

    week after week i FUCKING HATE YOU PERRY!

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      Musgrave322
      December 7, 2012 at 11:13 am #

      Who doesn’t?

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    Musgrave322
    December 7, 2012 at 11:12 am #

    Like this comment if you believe that The Bosses Upstairs should cancel Perry’s Sex-Capades or Perry’s Movie Time.

    Perry Karamellow is acting really unprofessional and always lying in these segments and they need to take actions for his God-Awful behavior.

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      Gene Novak
      December 9, 2012 at 6:05 am #

      I’d rather see them start giving Perry movies to review again. His review of Fluffer was great. You could just feel the love he had for that movie in his review!

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        Musgrave322
        December 10, 2012 at 12:25 pm #

        Perry Karamellow needs to get his sh*t together If he wants to keep the Movie Time and the SexCapades rolling for future podcasts to come.

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  9. avatar
    VG
    December 7, 2012 at 12:57 pm #

    The Scam-Master strikes again! I am starting to think it is going to take a true American Hero like Tim P. to stop this disgusting gypsy-Italian disgrace and save the podcast. Thank the non Javaho Gods that Don and Mole are so funny yet professional week after week in dealing with this raging bi-sexual maniac.

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  10. avatar
    The Blue Bat
    December 7, 2012 at 1:19 pm #

    http://perry-pedia.wikia.com/wiki/Daniel_Dydzak The reason Perry-Pedia was created! Stay tuned as his relationship with Perry is unravelled!

    Also, does semen whiten teeth?

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      eddie torres
      December 7, 2012 at 7:56 pm #

      Semen definitely maintains the shine on brand new $300 leather jackets.

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    mr fister
    December 7, 2012 at 6:17 pm #

    where can I buy my WDID bracelet?

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  12. avatar
    SoggyVegetable
    December 8, 2012 at 2:21 am #

    Teeth whitening, prostitutes (which are later referred to as “girlfriends” for some reason), trash bag jackets from Kohl’s, crack, hair dying from Sheila, tarps, and $500 rap songs: Your tax dollars hard at work.

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  13. avatar
    Jack Mehoff
    December 8, 2012 at 2:53 am #

    I am not too sure if many people know this or not, but in ancient Persian mythology, there is an ancient being known as the “Peri.” According to Persian mythology, the Peri is seen by many as a “fairy.” Apparently, Peris are descended from fallen angels who have been denied Paradise until they have done penance. Since Perry Caramello refuses to get a job, I am guessing that he will also refuse to admit his sins in life. Also, these creatures have been known to behave good one day and bad the next (once again sounds familiar). I know Perry Caramello claims to be an Italian Javaho, but there definitely must be some Persian in him and I am not talking orally or anally. Although, I am sure Perry’s uvula and prostate have probably been painted white with heavy loads of semen.

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  14. avatar
    Harper Lee
    December 8, 2012 at 10:18 am #

    Interesting fun fact: Dr. Hook’s song “The Cover of the Rolling Stone” was actually one of many songs written for the band by Shel Silverstein. That may be a familiar name from many a childhood as he wrote several children’s books including “The Giving Tree” and “A Light in the Attic”. It’s true, I swear to Javaho that it is

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    Prince Vince
    December 8, 2012 at 11:52 am #

    Another commercial from that overseas fruit company has surfaced. This time they used more than Perry to represent their product. Makes me wonder just whos getting compensated for all this.

    http://youtu.be/rU8zWXAV7BQ

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    • avatar
      Nicole
      December 11, 2012 at 10:04 am #

      Does Perry get a kickback every time he screams “give me dates?”

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        Prince Vince
        December 11, 2012 at 10:29 am #

        Who knows what kind of underhanded deal hes got going. It makes me think hes trying to fit that word in to his conversations so they can be edited out later. You gotta give him so credit though, thats pretty smart, even getting Don and Mole to say it in this episode.

        Way to chase that money Scammaster!

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    Alarming Andrew
    December 8, 2012 at 2:55 pm #

    In some ways, the JQA call was the highlight of any B3 podcast to date.

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    T Dot
    December 9, 2012 at 6:58 pm #

    Presence is definitely the best Zeppelin album. Mole is a master…

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      Alarming Andrew
      December 10, 2012 at 2:19 pm #

      Perry’s favorite song off of Presence is “Everybody’s Fault but Mine”

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        Whoopi Silverstein
        December 10, 2012 at 4:05 pm #

        Perry’s favorites from other Zeppelin albums:
        I. Gay and Confused
        II. Living Loving Casting Director (He’s Not A Woman)
        III. Randy’s Pole
        IV. Four Dicks
        Houses: The Rape Song
        Graffiti: In My Time Of Blowing
        Out Door: Hot Dog
        Coda: Walter’s Cock

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        T Dot
        December 11, 2012 at 7:54 pm #

        “Randy Store Rock”

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  18. avatar
    Monster Island Photos
    December 10, 2012 at 9:26 am #

    Mary Jane, the consummate, hard-working professional, deservedly gets Associate Producer credit on the Big 3 Podcast for the many things she does. One of the more important tasks she performs is taking photographs!
    Where are these photographs?
    Have they traveled to Monster Island to attempt a search and rescue for Terrifying Tim?
    It’s been several weeks now. I am most disappoint.

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      Prince Vince
      December 11, 2012 at 7:02 am #

      Im wondering if theres some kind of conspiracy.

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    Whoopi Silverstein
    December 10, 2012 at 4:29 pm #

    Just bought some Javaho-mas gifts on Amazon. Wish my kickback could’ve gone to Don, Mole, MJ and the gang instead of my second-favorite podcast network. I can only take comfort in the fact that I’m not lining that gypsy scumbag’s plastic jacket with money to blow on handies.

    Great to have the promo for the next episode up so early, hope this is a sign of things to come. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqRwMIzeDKk

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    • avatar
      Red.mac
      December 10, 2012 at 8:12 pm #

      Not cool perry..not cool.

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      eddie torres
      December 10, 2012 at 9:52 pm #

      That’s just plain unprofessional behavior – AGAIN! – by everybody’s favorite unprofessional amateur – AGAIN!

      And nothing personal against Vince, but Mole deserves a better replacement like Brody or Frankie Machine.

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      Spooky Sammy
      December 11, 2012 at 2:39 am #

      Perry is so awful! Mole was obviously choking and trying to signal his best friend that he was under duress. This gypsy queer gets more and more despicable every dog damned minute.

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        Alex
        December 11, 2012 at 6:18 pm #

        Mole should be okay. Perry punches like a little girl. I’m surprised he didn’t take off his shoe and throw it at him.

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    Sam Stewart
    December 11, 2012 at 11:52 am #

    Perry is on Yahoo answers! http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20121211115051AAvMbgT

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      Spooky Sammy
      December 11, 2012 at 4:29 pm #

      Good article but I think there are a couple discrepancies:

      Number 1: I thought that Randy was about to call the police when Perry seduced Randy and offered tons of sexual favors for him to hang up the phone. That’s one.

      2: Perry made love with Randy to get out of trouble. The SAG voucher scams were separate acts. That’s two.

      3: Perry enjoyed it. Randy enjoyed it. Sandy and the two black guys enjoyed it. It was all consensual; just a couple dudes helping each other out. He recalls the encounter frequently with glee and misses the way he sucked his goo like a delicious milkshake.

      We need to get Randy’s point of view on the events since Perry has been known to bend the truth on occasion.

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  21. avatar
    Alex
    December 12, 2012 at 8:26 pm #

    Perry’s former lover and crack/cocaine dealer up to new tricks:

    http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/balloon-boy-falcon-heene-metal-band-145332294.html

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  22. avatar
    Collin
    December 13, 2012 at 12:49 am #

    Hi Dan. Loved your joke this week. Great setup… incredible punch.

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    Alarming Andrew
    December 13, 2012 at 10:34 am #

    I wonder what Mole thought about Nirvana playing with Wings last night on the 12/12/12 concert.

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    Bryan
    December 13, 2012 at 12:54 pm #

    I. Can’t. Wait. For this year’s Xmas episoooooooode!!!!

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      Alarming Andrew
      December 13, 2012 at 1:28 pm #

      The Mole Play with Santa and Rudolph is one of the best. Rudolph offers to detail Santa’s sled.

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        Demetri
        December 13, 2012 at 3:22 pm #

        My favorite part of that is when Mrs. Clause walks in on them having sex and Santa starts screaming at her to get the fuck out.

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