Cookie Finally Crumbles

Cookie Finally Crumbles

Over ten months after after doctors pulled the plug on this former Navy cook, activist and father to The Big 3’s Scaremaster finally lost his fight for life and past away on 12/12/12, this podcast pays tribute to this American hero. Mole’s emotions could not be hidden as the guys try to be professional and carry on with the show, Perry’s Movie Time is his worst ever as he reviews the film that just came out on Blue Ray/DVD.

Show Summary

Join the interaction on the social networks with the The Big 3 by following them on “facebook” and on “twitter” … Oh, if you’re in the Los Angeles area you should check out Don Barris who performs every late night at the World Famous Comedy Store in West Hollywood … Every Monday night @ 10:00 pm the club showcases Don and his weekly Ding-Dong Show, the longest running show in the history of the club, see the show where The Big 3 got their start! … If you’ve been living on the moon and haven’t seen the cult-classic film, Windy City Heat check that out to get a real background of what’s going on here.

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Starring: Don Barris, Walter Molinski, Perry Caramello
Producer: Don Barris
Associate Producer: Mary Jane Green
Asst. To The Editor: Mattt Potter
Sound Engineer: Vince Freeman
Web Engineering: Jordan Miller

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29 Responses to “Cookie Finally Crumbles”

  1. avatar
    Whoopi Silverstein
    December 21, 2012 at 7:14 am #

    Time for the old 21-dick salute. Thanks for everything you did, Cookie. Except for rearing your son now living in apartment 102, 7722 Reseda Blvd. You asked and told long before it was appropriate. Hats (and pants) off to you.

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    Dafriq dapics
    December 21, 2012 at 7:38 am #

    The BarfMeister has finally done it. His diseased, debilitating unprofessionalism has spread, like an infection, and has metastasized to other members of the Simply Don Podcast Network.

    I am loath to make this accusation, but we are in week 4 or 5 of listening to podcasts littered with the clicks of a digital camera being worked in the background, testifying to the tireless industry of Producer Mary Jane, but without any proof or access to these photographs.

    It saddens me to see the passing of a true and loyal ally, the Big 3 Podcast Photos section, much like all gays in uniform mourn the loss of their pioneer and example, Cookie.

    A sad day for us all.

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      December 21, 2012 at 12:05 pm #

      Now the Crapmaster has taken over some good places on the East coast like Dover International Speedway and Thaddeus Stevens College of Technology’s Jones Dining Hall. We need to tie that Gypsy-trash on an electric chair with everyone hitting him with the red bat.

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    Prince Vince
    December 21, 2012 at 7:48 am #

    Im flying in a plane!

    Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig 3!!!!!!!!!!

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      January 1, 2013 at 7:25 pm #

      Tell me where Mr. Giant dog went while you’re doing that!!!

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    December 21, 2012 at 7:59 am #

    My favorite Cookie moment was when he allowed the Big 3 to leave him a voicemail that one time. Always there to help the boys.

    He’s in a better place now, playing wingman to Frank Guliano and Al Corsi in an “alternative” club in Valhalla.

    Pearly gates and a matching necklace. Cookie joins the bosses upstairs.

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    December 21, 2012 at 8:26 am #

    All cookies go to heaven.

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    December 21, 2012 at 8:53 am #

    Since Kookie Karamellow is gone, John Quincy Adams will have a great opportunity to adopt the Scaramaster. He will make for a better father and make Perry look much professional than Kookie would ever done.

    Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig 3!!!!!!

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    Dean Cherry
    December 21, 2012 at 10:38 am #

    Did Perrie take cookies eyes before they buried him?…I mean he did pay for them.

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    Sam Stewart
    December 21, 2012 at 11:19 am #

    Hey guys, I’ve been a fan since the first showing of Windy City Heat and I’ve been listening since Podcast #1. I’m disappointed to say that the last two episodes have nearly lost you a fan. If I even hear one more mention of Vince, I will never be able to listen again. That guy SUCKS. Please, if anybody on the show reads this, tell Vince that I hate him. I will not be sad if he passes away.

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      Sam Stewart
      December 21, 2012 at 11:21 am #

      Also, Rest in Peace, Cookie. God bless our fallen national hero.

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      December 21, 2012 at 12:02 pm #

      The only thing that we know and really don’t care for about this guy is that he is a Free-man!!!

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    Shirkin' for the $$$
    December 21, 2012 at 12:21 pm #

    Perry really sold it with those crocodile tears, weaving another thread into his made-up car wreck story in service of his fake disability scheme.
    Screwing his fellow taxpayers is a full time job. He has to draw on his acting, storytelling, characterization, costume choices.
    Perry really does deserve those union cards, because stealing from his neighbors is the ultimate job in show business!

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    a filthy italian
    December 21, 2012 at 1:35 pm #


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    December 21, 2012 at 1:40 pm #

    I like Vince. That guy is cool. He built a fucking telescope!

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    Ben Franklin's Front Window
    December 21, 2012 at 1:49 pm #

    ‡ Don should put up links to the new ‘The Ding-Dong Show Podcast’
    especially on the, “”‘s
    “The Ding-Dong Show Podcast”‘s page.
    Which is linkless… -O.K. I just did so, in the comments, but,
    Don may want something more Visible…

    Another Great Episode!

    I wonder how many of us (fans) have noticed that the phrase,
    “don’t ‘Don Barris’ me!”, sounds like Yurgi asking not to be humiliated?
    -All of us?
    -that is what I thot. …now, as for ‘Dan Barness’….

    Also, notice how the commemorative, “small di*k” remark, memorializing Cookie, at 51:20, caused our world-class B.S.-er [Walter] to break?
    That is a feat which one day may be accomplished, and only Perry could do it. (inadvertently, of course.)
    It hasn’t happened yet, but Perry’s malapropos magic is strong….
    {so is our imperturbable hero’s anti-corpsing mojo, tho…}

    Shades of the Unstoppable/Immovable Paradox, which brings us to the Randy/Perry Dilemma…

    tl;dr D*ck size is an heritable trait.

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    Ben Franklin's Front Window
    December 21, 2012 at 1:57 pm #

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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      Judo n Slade
      December 21, 2012 at 6:11 pm #

      Doesn’t matter. Your comment sucks either way.

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    Spooky Sammy
    December 21, 2012 at 5:45 pm #

    Am I the only person in complete shock at Perry’s glee in announcing his father’s death? I have heard dozens of phone calls by that greasy gypsy and he is always in a spiteful mood – even when he has good news. Yet when he calls Don to announce his own father’s passing he is giggling like a little girl who just won a pony. How disgusting!
    Then he adds insult to injury when he and his scam associate step-mother decided to not have any memorial service or funeral… just toss his dead corpse into a burning pit and go count his fortune.

    The guy really is the anti-Christ!

    I can only hope that Bobby Liberante will swoop in and steal Cookie Caramello’s estate before the Hair Master.

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    December 21, 2012 at 9:47 pm #

    When I first heard of Cookie’s passing, I have to admit that I had mixed feelings. However, after I heard these two things on the podcast, I felt much better:
    1.Unlike his piece of dogshit gypsy son, non-Dairy Perry, Cookie does not believe the video All Dogs Go to Heaven is a religious movie. I was so relieved when I heard that Cookie wasn’t a Javaho.
    2.Cookie didn’t have much to do with raising the worst person on the planet, aka, the Denny’s dick sucker, Percy Karamello. This really made me feel good. I always had trouble giving Cookie the credit he deserved because I felt like he raised a son, who felt it was okay to beat women, look at child pornography, murder people, scam the government, get your dick sucked by a man to get out of trouble, and the list goes on and on. Thankfully, Cookie’s glorious life record wasn’t ruined by raising the Scam-master.
    Speaking of sucking dick at Denny’s, am I the only one who thinks that Purry gloryholes to feel close to his father? Notice how he always does it in restaurants. Cookie combined his love of food with pleasing men in the Navy, so I think Purry is just trying to follow in his war hero father’s footsteps. Sure, you suck dick like a pro, Purry, but your baking skills SUCK! You’ll never be even half the man Cookie was. Murderer.

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      mr fister
      December 22, 2012 at 1:49 am #

      not to mention Sonny was only Italian scum, not nearly as disgusting as being a filthy Romanian gypsy.

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    Whoopi Silverstein
    December 22, 2012 at 2:23 am #

    Did Cookie leave a will? Hugh, I’m looking at you.

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    mr fister
    December 22, 2012 at 1:29 pm #

    all bullshit aside, that was a nice moment at the end

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      December 23, 2012 at 12:44 am #

      With all due respect, Mr. Fister, like the United States government, you’ve fallen prey to the Scam-master. Did you not hear the voicemail he left Don? Dude was straight giddy. He was laughing at Mole being distraught over Cookie’s death. When offered the chance to talk about Cookie in 60 seconds with Prairie, he scoffed and plugged his shitty skateboards. Like that time he was put in the loony bin, his tears were pure bullshit. Don’t trust that narcissistic gypsy.
      On another note, why do the Javahos believe that when someone dies they go on Nutri-System? It seems weird to go on a weight loss product after death. Those zany Javahos are up to their old unpredictable tricks!

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    Sam Stewart
    December 22, 2012 at 3:04 pm #

    Word-famous videogame World Of Warcraft has honored Cookie!

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    Science & Violence
    December 26, 2012 at 5:19 pm #

    Terrible to hear such a thing when you know his own son killed him in his sleep just so he can collect that hefty will, enough money to build your own studio and podcast network huh Perry?

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    Science & Violence
    December 26, 2012 at 5:26 pm #

    It’s a shame to know that poor old man died at the hands of his own “son”. We all know Perry wanted to collect the money from Cookie’s will so he can work on building his own podcast studio…very classy Perry. Jesus Christ man….

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    December 27, 2012 at 12:52 am #

    Sorry Parey.

    RIP Cocki.

    A man came up to me on the street the other day and asked, “Who is the best actor of the new millenia?” I said without flinching, “Peary Carvalello, for sure.”

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      Alarming Andrew
      December 27, 2012 at 6:24 am #

      A star more than an actor… A star.

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