Big 3 Go Sundancing

Big 3 Go Sundancing

The Big 3 make their way to Park City, Utah during the Sundance Film Festival to premiere the NEW VPN webcast, the Big 3 LIVE, this is the journey to & around the festival … The audience hated us there, proving their hatred by over 3/4 leaving before the show was over,but they seem to like us in the internet world where we go OVER 114,000 downloads and that was done NOT using nudity as a crutch to attract viewers to our show.

Show Summary

Join the interaction on the social networks with the The Big 3 by following them on “facebook” and on “twitter” … Oh, if you’re in the Los Angeles area you should check out Don Barris who performs every late night at the World Famous Comedy Store in West Hollywood … Every Monday night @ 10:00 pm the club showcases Don and his weekly Ding-Dong Show, the longest running show in the history of the club, see the show where The Big 3 got their start! … If you’ve been living on the moon and haven’t seen the cult-classic film, Windy City Heat check that out to get a real background of what’s going on here.

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Big 3 LIVE

Starring Don Barris, Walter Molinski, Perry Caramello
Producer: Don Barris
Associate Producer: Mary Jane Green
Asst. To The Editor: Mattt Potter
Sound Engineer: Vince Freeman
Web Engineering: Jordan Miller

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35 Responses to “Big 3 Go Sundancing”

  1. avatar
    jim angrybush
    January 25, 2013 at 5:34 am #

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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      Spooky Sammy
      January 25, 2013 at 11:00 am #

      Hugh A Cregg III is right; he has never denied not being gay.

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    rocco rocco ali
    January 25, 2013 at 5:36 am #

    Perry looks like Jack Nicholson in the Shining! HAHAha!

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    January 25, 2013 at 5:38 am #


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    January 25, 2013 at 6:27 am #

    The picture of Perry covered in snow is absolutely amazing! If you don’t ever look at the pictures, please take a moment to check the second picture on Page 2 (22/40) because it’s so worth it. Also MaryJane Green is the sexiest snow angel I’ve ever seen (40/40).

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      January 25, 2013 at 6:30 am #

      I agree. It looks like he was bukkakied

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    Jack Mehoff
    January 25, 2013 at 7:11 am #


    I am sorry that you did not get to see your future step-son (Justin Bieber) and your future wife (Mrs. Perry Bieber-Caramello) out at Sundance this past weekend. It is a shame that Mrs. Bieber-Caramello could not see just how good-looking you were as a young man while screaming at a transsexual in a gas station parking lot. Also, I think Justin would have been impressed to learn that his future step-dad used to have sex with a girl that was born as a guy. I believe it was the Big 3 “Contracts” episode where John Quincy Adams called in, wanting you to sing Justin Bieber’s “Baby” song, while you dressed up as “The Baby Guy.” In less than 2 years time, you have managed to go from singing Justin Bieber songs to becoming Justin’s new father. The Biebers are lucky to have you Perry.

    One of your right-hand guys,

    J. Mehoff

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      January 25, 2013 at 4:57 pm #

      Justin also came up during EP1017 – Big 3 New Year’s Eve.

      JQA: Why does Justin Bieber love New Year’s Eve?

      Mole: Umm… because his ball finally dropped?

      JQA: Spot on, Mole! Spot on! Wunderbar!

      Mole: Hahaaaaa! Justin Bieber! Scaremaster loves him!

      Perry: I don’t love Justin Beaver…

      JQA: Do you really?

      Perry: IT’S BULLSHIT!! I don’t know this fuckin’ kid!

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    January 25, 2013 at 7:26 am #

    Biiiiig 3

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    Spooky Sammy
    January 25, 2013 at 8:26 am #

    Perry totally fucked up the live podcast! He should have come right out on stage and opened with the spaghetti joke. The audience would have been eating out of their hands had he.
    And for the first time in 20 years, Perry did not want to brag about his gay friendship with Randy.

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      January 25, 2013 at 4:27 pm #

      The audience started to get interested when the brought up Randy Callahan, but Perry had to be unprofessional and stark walking out. If he would have started talking about how Randy sucked him dry and swallowed it like a milkshake, I guarantee they would have won over that crowd.

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    rocco rocco ali
    January 25, 2013 at 9:02 am #

    So Don no more podcasts from your place? It’s cool either way, I’m just as happy with the live shows. I’ll miss the leopard skin room, though.

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      January 25, 2013 at 1:13 pm #

      It depends how many shows that the Big three will do for VPN.

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      January 25, 2013 at 4:44 pm #

      The Big 3 Live and The Big 3 Podcast are separate shows. My understanding is that Big 3 Live is mostly a clip show where they show all the classic Big 3 moments. With the live nature of the VPN show, I don’t think they would be able to do a show like the podcast. Perry does stuff on the podcast that needs to be cut because he’s unprofessional. He’ll announce Don’s address, start dropping the N-word all over the place, and make threats to commit acts of terrorism. If they tried to do the podcast live on VPN, Perry would end up doing something crazy, like dropping his pants and shoving a dildo up his ass, and then Youtube would shut down the entire Video Podcast Network.

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    Prince Vince
    January 25, 2013 at 9:14 am #

    Thanks Don,

    You are such a giver.

    Biiiiiiiiiiiig 3!

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    January 25, 2013 at 9:57 am #

    The VPN podcast was awesome, we had a live viewing party at my place with some friends. I actually liked that the audience was filled with assholes. You guys did a great job… except for Perry of course.

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    Ben Franklin's Front Window
    January 25, 2013 at 11:30 am #

    Don, baby, you’re the Greatest!

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    eddie torres
    January 25, 2013 at 11:50 am #

    Sebastian Davis brought up a great point (at minute 42:00) in the $10 Shout-Outs:

    Parry is on disability, but he helped that dead lady and the disbarred lawyer move to Tarzana?

    Was Parry covering his tracks by killing people who were about to blow the lid off his disability scam???

    It vexes me. I’m terribly vexed.

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    January 25, 2013 at 1:12 pm #

    The VPN is really incredible!!! WAY TO GO GUYS.

    Don was the pants of the Big 3, Mole is the crown jewel, and Perry “Trashboat” Karamellow keeps doing things that an Actor should never do.


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    Fig Tree
    January 25, 2013 at 1:26 pm #

    Having listened since Day 1, I had always wanted to see what Sheba (Shiva(?)) looked like…and now, I wish I hadn’t. Blegch.

    I understand Perry’s retroactive disgust.

    I really enjoyed this padcast. Fun, behind-the-scenes glimpses. Thanks a lot Dan Bare-ass!

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      January 25, 2013 at 2:58 pm #

      There’s no way you couldn’t tell Sheeba was a man or at least post-op. No one is that stupid…

      That or Perry is confirmed to be bisexual.

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    January 25, 2013 at 1:53 pm #

    Dude. Perry cried about Justin Bieber. It’s the greatest thing ever.

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      February 9, 2013 at 12:15 pm #

      What do you expect? That old hag of an Italian Gypsy has fallen in love with the Biggest fa**ot in all of Hollywood.

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    Agent Smith
    January 25, 2013 at 2:17 pm #

    Some of the members of that live VPN audience need to give a blowjob to a shotgun. Except for the lady named after the Bread song, she was cool.

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    Nathaniel's Cousin
    January 25, 2013 at 4:32 pm #

    Great show guys! I was disgusted to hear about this evidence of the Scar-master and his fake disability scheme. It’s a good thing he didn’t meet Mrs. Bieber at Sundance because it would probably be in Justin’s best interests not to be seen or associated with Perry if he wants to continue in show business. Next thing you know he’ll be blowing casting agents for some spare change for the vending machine and then lying about being raped.

    Also congrats on winning Sundance! You guys have come a long way since Perry murdered my cousin. BIG THREE!

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    January 25, 2013 at 6:27 pm #

    When you win Sundance do you get a trophy?

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    Gene Novak
    January 25, 2013 at 10:17 pm #

    I swear I don’t remember them mentioning that Sheba was a post-op tranny who is now dead. So sad, those skits with her were tremendous. I’m assuming this brings Perry’s count to 2 (at least) with hardcore man on man action.

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    January 26, 2013 at 12:34 am #

    In this episode, the Tearmaster broke down and cried twice. Once, he cried because he thought he may finally get his chance to play grabass with the Biebz. The second time, he was overcome with joy because his career was finally taking off. How many tears did he shed for Cookie Caramello? How many for the loss of a true American hero and skateboarding enthusiast, Tim Perpedic? NONE! His eyes were as dry as Randy’s dick was after Per-bear gave him that fateful rub-n-tug. Just more proof that Pierre is a dirty, narcissistic Javaho gypsy piece of shit.

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    January 27, 2013 at 6:06 pm #

    Perry never did say he wasn’t gay… he only said he’s not a faggot. Meaning he’s not a bundle of sticks. I think he probably won’t admit to being gay because he doesn’t want the Javahoes to find out. They’re only supposed to have sex with gay dogs and not gay men.

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      Spooky Sammy
      January 28, 2013 at 5:55 pm #

      It’s called Bro Time dude.

      It’s not gay so long as you think about a chick while you bro blows you.

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    Ben Franklin's Front Window
    January 27, 2013 at 8:44 pm #


    Lemme get this straight:

    2 Big3s a week now, one original podcast-style,
    and one live -with loads of clips???

    Right!… -I’ve obviously died & gone to heaven!

    -just seen it-WOW-

    also: Don is unbelievable! On pods, his timing & intonation are perfect, but with vid, when you can see his face & his looks to camera…. Don Barris may well be the funniest sum-bitch -ever! For that alone, he should get the Batmobile $$$..

    also-also: Notice when William Randolph Rosebud gave Perry-winkle $50, P. hugged him immediately. I guess old habits die hard. Nothing sadder than a middle-aged rent-boy….

    Still more: There is no question what Sheba is/was… “man-hands” are the unalterable giveaway…

    {Dudes: here is a tip for those who are ever unsure about a “girls” back-story: shake hands with the person, run your thumb across the back of ‘her’ hand…. is it lumpy & muscley like yours? =that’s a man baby!
    Test this on any man or woman – back-of-the-hand = feels totally different! How do I know this? -15 years in Bangkok กรุงเทพมหานคร)….
    Adam’s apples can be surgically altered, but hand transplants are very rare. (beware of french ‘chicks’)

    {As in WCH, the vid clips remind me that Mole has a good 8-10″ height on Perry and could obviously kick his ass with ease. & Barris could crush P. like an egg}

    Only Perry could convince Mama Bieber that abortion can be the best option.

    The P-XL16/Vodka shot is wearing off, so I’ll shuddap soon..

    But, TB3 continuing with the 2 shows a week forever is the single most important thing in the world now…please Mr. B & Mr. B. -never stop -If Rat-boy keels over – replace him with Schitzo or a puppet or whatever… You guys are the fucking best!

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    January 27, 2013 at 10:57 pm #

    Damn! I missed Sunday’s show on VPN. Can someone post a link to the episode?

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  24. avatar
    Alarming Andrew
    January 31, 2013 at 4:02 pm #

    Is H. Craig one of those Chinese super hackers?

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    Justin Bieber
    January 31, 2013 at 9:32 pm #

    Perry, seeing that pic of you (picture #6) topless, with a dildo in your mouth, would have made Mapplethorpe blush. The only reason I don’t sue your ass is because my private investigator told me that you have the net worth of a homeless man in Bangladesh. I guess you truly are worthless in more ways than one. But here’s what I’m going to do: if you stop making-up stories about me, I’ll have one of my butlers forge my initials on a fast-food wrapper and have it mailed to you. You’re lucky that you caught me in a generous/forgiving mood!
    J Biebs
    BIG THREE ! ! !

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