Perry’s Skateboard Scam

Perry’s Skateboard Scam

Perry tries to scam the Don & Mole by selling Big 3 skateboards without giving any money to either one of them claiming that he couldn’t because he needed to pay bills having a hard time understanding about the deal that he made. Mole who may be looking for some new management has an interest in working with Perry’s publicist, Tom Brennan but that causes problems with The Scaremaster because he feels it’s a conflict of interests.

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26 Responses to “Perry’s Skateboard Scam”

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    November 8, 2013 at 12:32 am #

    Thank you Dan Barney, Mole and Mary Jane!

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      Spooky Sammy
      November 8, 2013 at 6:06 pm #

      Who the fuck gave this beautiful comment a thumbs down?

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    Simply Dog
    November 8, 2013 at 12:53 am #

    Nice “HOWL” reference from Mole.

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    November 8, 2013 at 5:14 am #

    Everybody knows it’s easy to get in the system but it’s much harder to get out, Perry.

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    November 8, 2013 at 7:46 am #

    I’ll bet that damn thieving gypsy also took the $26 out of Reed’s dead hands. It’s dispicable, and the least he can do now is split the money with Don and Mole

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    November 8, 2013 at 8:05 am #

    Hahahaha “JavaHomo”. Good one Beef Cake James!

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    Rocco Rocco Ali
    November 8, 2013 at 9:28 am #

    Don, if the Fund Anything fails, you should start another one for just $10,000 dollars and do a VERY short, VERY low budget webseries.

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      November 10, 2013 at 5:26 pm #

      I like your thinking, but $10K wouldn’t even be enough to cover their legal fees after Perry inevitably sues them.

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    November 8, 2013 at 9:45 am #

    “That makes my dick juice wet” xD Maryjane is such a cutie pie

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  8. avatar
    Nick (Seattle)
    November 8, 2013 at 1:35 pm #

    Can Mary Jane play Marlon Brando every week?

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      Fletcher Hanks
      November 8, 2013 at 3:28 pm #

      I share your sentiment. & I like ‘regular’ Mary Jane & hope to hear more from her.

      -Go Big 3!!!

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    Judo n Slade
    November 8, 2013 at 2:03 pm #

    If anyone thinks the Incognito-Martin incident is a big deal they haven’t seen the Big Three.

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    eddie torres
    November 8, 2013 at 3:31 pm #

    Best MolePlay ever! More Mary Jane, please!

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    November 8, 2013 at 4:36 pm #

    The two things I want most in this world are world peace and a Big 3 Reality show (in no particular order).

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    November 8, 2013 at 9:43 pm #

    The sound Perry made around 15:05 (after Don says the money’s on hold) is the same sound Perry’s mom’s car made when she hit that old lady.

    Also, the shows have been longer lately but I’m sure as hell not complaining. More to love.

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    Old Radio
    November 8, 2013 at 10:19 pm #

    I think we need to be on the lookout for a new Percy “Obamacare Scam” in the future. There has to be tie-in with the already successful “Disabilty Scam”. People like the stinky, gypsy, garbage bag, scammaster are killing this country.

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    Soggy Vegetable
    November 9, 2013 at 7:39 pm #

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    Martin Balsam
    November 10, 2013 at 12:42 am #

    “I’m trying to do some duck jokes.”

    Effing brilliant.

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    L.L. Kool Jay Z. Jam
    November 10, 2013 at 9:57 am #

    I’m Scary Perry Karamillo
    I come from Chi Town
    So you know I’m a gay fellow
    I’m not really scary
    I’m just fat and hairy
    And I don’t like women
    Cuz I’m a big ugly fairy
    I have hair like a clown
    And you’ll find me around
    Giving hand jobs and rim jobs
    In the mens’ room downtown
    I met a man named Callahan
    And put his hot throbbing member
    In my eager hand
    I jerked him and pumped him
    And swallowed his jiz
    And got my SAG vouchers
    Because hey, that’s show biz
    I’m a fat tub of lard
    And a stupid retard
    Who lives at 7722
    Reseda Boulevard
    I’m Scary Perry Karimello
    I gave blow jobs in Chi Town
    To the big shouldered fellows
    Now I’m in L.A.
    Giving hand jobs each day
    I’m gullible and stupid
    But at least I’m not gay
    I’m Scary Perry Karamallow
    I think I’m Sam Kinison
    Cuz I’m delusional fellow

    That’ll be $500, you fat ugly dumbass Javaho gypsy slimeball.

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    November 10, 2013 at 5:18 pm #

    Don and Mole should hire a lawyer to place a lien on Perry’s fanny pack until he pays them back for the skateboard sales.

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    November 10, 2013 at 9:15 pm #

    Perry’s rhymes are a perfect blend of funky and fresh and never once stray into wackness. He is a true master of art form.

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    November 10, 2013 at 9:41 pm #

    Mole play, let’s play Mole play. Alfonso Ribiero Capone? I loved him on that show “The Fresh Prince of Chi Town”.

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    "holes" Giuliano
    November 11, 2013 at 6:21 pm #

    Did i hear correctly? did my grandson say he sold those skateboards for $20 a piece? me thinks that greaseball is hiding money from Dan and Shrew

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    Soggy Vegetable
    November 11, 2013 at 7:07 pm #

    Btw Perry saying he sold decks for $20 is another lie. Most big name brand decks cost $50 at a store and all of them on Perry’s website are $62.50 (Before S&H).

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      November 12, 2013 at 1:30 pm #

      Perry is able to keep costs low by using only the cheapest particle board for his deck, plastic bushings for the wheels, and by outsourcing the labor to Africa.

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      November 12, 2013 at 1:32 pm #

      His workers are also very well behaved and efficient as they know there is only one way to get out of trouble…and that way involves hand-love on a dude.

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